lawofar18: (Hanson)
No, seriously. You can't step outside without smelling the fire and seeing the ash floating everywhere. My family had to evacuate early yesterday morning, but since they're jerks, they left the cat behind, so I drove home to get her. The main streets were all closed, but I sneaked in through the side streets. She has never left the house in her eight years, so she was pretty upset when I kidnapped her.

Despite having a very angry cat locked in my bedroom, I still managed to have a ton of fun at the Hanson concert last night - barring the stupid drunk blonde bimbo in front of me who kept having her boyfriend pick her up every two minutes. And Tay is still very hot, despite some weird growth on his face.

I had a terrifically epic dream last night. I dreamt that I was part of some Torchwood-like organization that was led by none other than the dashing Captain Jack Harkness. The first part of my dream consisted of some dramatic backstory for me. My great-uncle Bill Nighy (wat lol) was trying to kill me to prevent me from inheriting the family power or something lame like that, so I escaped and joined the Torchwood-like organization under an alias.

We went on a bunch of exciting missions that I can't remember and then decided to take the day off by having a picnic at the local community center. There, we ran across a crazy volleyball coach (he was crazy because his team never won), who turned out to be an alien. He got into a fight with the old couple who ran the community center, so I went in to break up the fight, only to discover that the old man and woman were also aliens! Tadum! Some team member named Mia took the dinosaur eggs the old couple was hiding (I have no idea), and I held them back while Mia escaped to safety. The old lady had super alien strength and kept trying to stab me with a pocketknife. Eventually, Jack came to my rescue, and joked that the old lady only had a pocketknife anyway. I replied that a pocketknife would be a slower, more torturous death.

Somehow, in my dream, this constituted flirting.

Then we were on a new mission, traveling through the desert, until we came upon the lair of a sleeping giant alien spider (this may or may not have to do with the spider that fell on my lap last night and scared the crap out of me). Jack told us to back up slowly so as not to wake her, but of course she woke up anyway. We had to run back through the desert, but there were all these quicksand pits, and people kept falling into them. Most of my teammates and I finally made it to the end of the desert (which was just a door...?), but one girl driving a jeep kept getting cut off by the spider. I remember thinking scornfully that she was the only one with a jeep, yet she couldn't out-drive a spider.

So anyway, brave Jack went running back in to distract the spider so the girl could escape, but he ended up falling into one of the quicksand pits. I decided at this point that I was madly in love with Jack and dashed back to rescue him, but the spider jumped on him first, and they both disappeared under the sand. A few seconds later, his hand popped out (in time with dramatic movie soundtrack music), and I grabbed it and helped him out. I asked him how he had ever managed to wrestle a giant spider in a quicksand pit, and he replied that he had gotten some help. At this point, the black villain guy from Serenity showed up and was like, "Hi, I want to join your organization!" I knew he was a villain because I recognized him from the Serenity movie (lol), but he was like, "This is true; I have been spent to spy on you. But you're going to let me join anyway because I have not yet done anything wrong, and I saved Jack's life." WTF I don't know.

Then Jack and I made out!

Woohoo!

But, alas, it was not to be my Mary-Sue moment, because I realized he wasn't very into it. My mind reasoned, "Oh, it must be because John Barrowman is gay," and I was really disappointed.

THE END.

Stupid cockblocking dreams. D:

Date: 2008-11-17 05:45 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] foodsthatcan.livejournal.com
MORE ABOUT HANSON!!

(Also, I kept my windows closed yesterday and today because the smoke smell is just too bad.)

Date: 2008-11-17 06:13 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com
They were awesome, of course! I think Tay gets better on piano every time I see him (but I could be biased). And I think Ike still has the sexiest voice. I'm not a really big fan of Zac's Solo Hour (alright, it's more like one song), but at least it was shorter than I remember it being last time. Mmmm, was especially excited to hear "Runaway Run," "Every Word I Say," and "In the City." The energy the entire night was amazing, but it always is.

Cons: The first opening band was good, but the second one was torturous. They couldn't have been more boring if they tried. And Hanson took like...an hour...to come out. I'll tell you who doesn't appreciate that - boyfriends dragged to a Hanson concert, that's who. And drunk blonde bimbo was super annoying. But there's always someone who annoys me at these things.

I can't think of anything else...anything specific? It's mostly just a blur of awesome! Maybe next time you can come with!

Date: 2008-11-17 08:08 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] edenerade.livejournal.com
shiiiiiit D: stay safe, bb! and wtf at leaving the cat behind.

LOL HANSON

COCKBLOCKING DREAMS ARE THE WORST especially if you have to wake up in the middle of something really awesome and can't slip back into it D:

Date: 2008-11-17 07:40 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com
I was hoping that my dad would be pissed I went back towards the fire to get the cat, and I could be like "THEN DON'T LEAVE HER NEXT TIME," but he was just like, "Oh, good for you!" WUT.

I AM STILL A FAITHFUL HANSON FAN LOL ♥

Cockblocking dreams seem to happen to me ALL THE TIME. They all have potential for something awesome to happen but then IT NEVER DOES. WOE.

Date: 2008-11-17 12:25 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] mr-mitts.livejournal.com
BURN AMERIKKKA BURN!

GOD'S REVENGE AGAINST THE ANTI-SLAVE STATE!

Date: 2008-11-17 07:45 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com
JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF.

Date: 2008-11-17 03:50 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] credulesque.livejournal.com
My great-uncle Bill Nighy (wat lol) was trying to kill me to prevent me from inheriting the family power or something lame like that, so I escaped and joined the Torchwood-like organization under an alias.

AS YOU DO.

But, alas, it was not to be my Mary-Sue moment, because I realized he wasn't very into it. My mind reasoned, "Oh, it must be because John Barrowman is gay," and I was really disappointed.

I LOL'D.

Also, wut, the fires are near LA? I'm so out of the loop I thought they were in some random desert area of Cali T_T

Dayum I wish I had epic Mary Sue like dreams, I never remember my dreams and when I do they're just about boring shit like going to the dentist or something. Lol ♥

Date: 2008-11-17 07:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com
Yeah, the fires actually managed to burn homes down, but fortunately, no one I know was affected. But still, SCARY.

I always have dreams that SEEM like they're going to turn into epic Mary Sue dreams, but either something stupid in the dream plot prevents me from getting the guy, or I wake up before anything good happens. MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS A FAIL MARY SUE. But most of the time, I have really boring mundane dreams too (once, I dreamt that I worked my usual 8-hr day...I was very unhappy to wake up and realize I had to do it all over again).

Date: 2008-11-17 07:08 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kalquessa.livejournal.com
Yay fir saving kitty! And your subconcious continues to cockblock you. Which results in hilarity! \o/

Date: 2008-11-17 07:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com
My subconscious is going to need a very good talking-to one of these days, I swear.

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