Nov. 26th, 2007 10:12 am
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] danceswithelvis

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I helped [livejournal.com profile] nitefallswiftly across the street (6 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1763 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

It's been a busy year.


Nov. 25th, 2004 11:16 am
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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?
Yer First Mate!dumspirospero
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)jumier
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Piratecutelilkitty125
Ye'll be pursued by Admiralskyshark
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...danceswithelvis
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasureseag
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!299
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 2%
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Looks like Jumier's really cut out to be a cabin girl boy.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Edit: I had an I X M dream last night, but I can't remember what it was. Something about Integra ordering me to do something, knowing very well that it would piss Maxwell off. Maxwell was in charge of some grand dinner, and I was waiting in this large hall so I could see his reaction, but I woke up before I could.


la dee da

Sep. 7th, 2004 10:27 pm
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Once again, I have absolutely nothing important to say. Except that I don't like to get up early in the morning.

But that's not important.

Wasting Time )
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Finals are over. Real life begins (yeah, right).

I am going to do nothing productive the rest of the day. Because dammit, I earned it.

Next follows a train wreck of different LJ time wasters. Fun stuff stolen all over the place:

[livejournal.com profile] kim_jong_il__ once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
[livejournal.com profile] jumier is the secret lovechild of [livejournal.com profile] angrykeebler and [livejournal.com profile] lawofar18!!
[livejournal.com profile] cutelilkitty125 smokes "special cigarettes" right behind [livejournal.com profile] pee_dee_ecks's back!
[livejournal.com profile] ficbitches got [livejournal.com profile] phantomsangel drunk and naked, and took photos. [livejournal.com profile] danceswithelvis downloaded them.
[livejournal.com profile] angrykeebler collects other people's underwear!
[livejournal.com profile] jumier performed a "sexual act" upon [livejournal.com profile] tsanth in a public toilet!

Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

That's...disturbing to say the least. Why am I posting this? I'm just asking for flak.

[Spell your first name backwards]: Eilatan...that's PRINCESS Eilatan to you.

The story behind your pen name]: LawOfAr=Lawrence of Arabia. 18=dumb stupid mistake I made in high school where I lost just the original LawOfAr and...well, it's a long story that no one wants to hear, including me.

[3 words that sum you up]: lazy, dull, stubborn


[Wallet]: I've got the lovely $33 they gave me for the hundreds of dollars worth of textbooks I bought this year.

[Hairbrush]: I think I lost it.

[jewelry you wear daily]: glasses, used to wear the class ring on my finger, but it kept falling off so I put it on a chain to feel like Frodo.

[Coffee cup]: Whatever it comes in

[Shoes]: Sandals

[CD in stereo right now]: Brand new Hellsing soundtrack. Go me!

[What are you are wearing now]: baggy khakis, ucla sweatshirt

[Hair]: used to be curly, but now in some undecided state

[In my mouth]: warhead sour drops. Mmm...

[In my head]: Aliens sucked out my brain and replaced it with a low-battery cuckoo clock.

[Eating]: My apartment is a desolate wasteland of no food

[Some of your favorite movies]: Lord of the Rings, Lawrence of Arabia, Returner, Horatio Hornblower, [insert random epic]

[Something you're looking forward to]: The day when I can once more put food in my mouth.

[The last thing you ate?]: One pretzel.

[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]: That Angela might kill me one day in one of her fanatical rages. And fire. Which is why they should give me Robin's power. What better way to fight fire than with fire?

[Do you like candles?] I suppose.

[Do you believe in a thing called love]: "Just listen to the rhythm of my heart"

[Do you believe in soul mates?] Yes.

[Do you believe in love at first sight]: I knew from the moment I saw the Hadhafang sword I had to have it. My $33 shall go to its $300 fund!

[Do you believe in forgiveness]: Perhaps if years have passed and I need to make room in my Hate Box for someone else...

[If you could have any animal for a pet]: Pegasus

[What are 3 places you wouldn't mind relocating to?]: Danville (No. Cal), somewhere pretty in the UK, and umm...well, I rather like it here.

[What are some of your favorite pig out foods?]: Korean BBQ, steak, prime ribs et al, and watermelon. That sounds like a barbecue!

[What's something you wish you could understand better?]: the obtuseness of mankind

[Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?] Joyce or Audrey

{In the last 24 hours, have you:}

[Cried:] Yes. I poked myself in the eye with eyeliner.

[Gotten sick:] SICK OF FINALS!

[Sang:] All while I was packing

[Eaten:] Ah, one pretzel, what shall I call thee?

[Felt stupid:] I always feel stupid finals week (more so than usual).

[Hugged someone:] My Vash doll

[Wanted to tell someone you loved them:] I think I told Justin on the phone. Or did I say I hated him? No, no, I'm pretty sure it was love. Because I do, after all.

[Met someone new]: I spoke to my professor for the first time today. He took my final and I said, "Thanks."

[Talked to someone you have a crush on:] Justin won't call me. =(

[Fought with your parents:] No, we outdid ourselves mentally last week.

[Dreamed about someone you can't be with:] Well, last night I dreamt that Incognito was chasing me while wearing a hockey mask. So, yes, I suppose I couldn't be with him.

[Are you center of attention or the wallflower:] I make the walls look pretty. Why does no one appreciate us?!

[What type of automobile do you drive:] Honda Accord. Named Anderson. On afterthought, why the hell did I name it that? Incoherent moment of fangirlishness? The two bear no representation to each other. It's not even green as my bad eyesight mistold me the first time. Perhaps I shall change it. Honda Accord is now named Bob, Lord of Terror.

[Would u rather be with friends or on a date:] I'm usually on both at the same time (no funny business).

[Do you attend church:] I play keyboard in a rather decent unofficial Christian rock band every Sunday for my dad's church - which consists of twenty old Chinese folks. The futility mocks me.

[Do you like being around people:] Depends who's there

[Who have you known the longest:] Joyce and Audrey

[Who do you always get along with:] My Vash doll

[Who has the coolest siblings?] I would say I do, but I just finished reading their xanga, and the way they type makes the English major in me want to tear my eyes out. So, um, Kevin does. Cuz Andrew is just so cool. ;-D

[Who is the smartest:] I IS TEH SMARTEST! Actually, Steve is, hands down.

[Who is your Hero:] Enrique Iglesias cuz he wanted to be, Gena cuz she does whatever the damn well she pleases, and T.E. Lawrence cuz he was cool enough to make it on same lame AFI hero list.

Alright, hardcore = I know I am.

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What kind of writer are you?
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And if you don't know enough about my unassumingly mysterious life,

"I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything."


Apr. 5th, 2004 10:35 am
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I'm exceptionally tired right now. I've gotten an average of 2-3hrs of sleep a day this entire week because of my blessed allergies, and I think it's finally caught up to me. This morning it literally hurt to open my eyes. And yet, I'm in the computer lab right now instead of sleeping in the library as I originally planned. Ah well.

Spring break was fun. I would so relaxing, but considering I got almost no sleep... Thursday we wanted to go to make a one-day road trip to Vegas, but of course 2hrs out from the city, we find out there's been a 66 car pileup and the way is COMPLETELY closed off (well, duh). So we make our way back and decide to huff it to Magic Mountain where of course there was sudden unexpected rainfall. Did I do something really bad to deserve this karma? Anyway, it was all still fun, despite the fact that we spent half an hour looking for the ride X, spent another half an hour waiting in line (it takes them literally 10 minutes to load a car! Efficiency, thy name is not Magic Mountain), and then of course the ride ran into "technical difficulties" and we had to leave. Stupid bad luck.

So my dumb question of the day: There's a Lady Luck, so is there a Lady Bad Luck? Or does Lady Luck dish out both good and bad? Or is bad just the absence of her wondrous presence? Or is Bad Luck her drunk, no-good husband with whom she argues with all the time?

No sleep makes you loopy.

Movie Partners (Girls Only!) by churchbabe
Your Username
Lord of the Rings PartnerTheoden
Star Wars PartnerYoda
Pirates of the Caribbean PartnerWill Turner
Finding Nemo PartnerBubbles
Harry Potter PartnerCharlie Weasley
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Why are they all so OLD? Theoden King, with his sparkly new Two Towers makeover? Charlie Weasley? (Well, I'm sure the dragons will be fun) Will Turner and his exceptional blandness? (As long as I get to hang out with his friend Jack...) YODA? *falls over*

This is pointless. Time to write fun Hellsing torture stories.
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What would your Anime life be like? by hearthlight
Your looks:Vivid green hair and glasses.
Your best friend:Mr.Wiggles the sock puppet.
Your powers:No powers, just a magic sword.
Your beloved:A sexy vampire.
Your occupation:Bounty hunter.
Your ending:Exactly as you'd want it.
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Ahh, how I love thee, Mr. Wiggles. And thou sexy vampire.

Should we go to Vegas tomorrow?
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Cowboy Bebop - YOUR bounty by Drusilla
How much are you worth?$666,751
Number of victims5,160
Your storyYou're a loner, you live alone, you die alone. Most likely you've been betrayed by a lot of people, or you're just afraid of being close with people. You usually keep to yourself...You need to get by in life...ah, so that explains the whole lets kill people...thing...eh..right?o_O
Will you be caught?What does that matter to you? You're gonna escape anyway, right you mastermind? :3
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After which I can join Vash and be notorious outlaws with him! Muahahahaha!!! Spike can never catch Vash!

Moving on, I saw Hidalgo this weekend and loved it of course. Nothing better than a movie with Viggo Mortensen, gorgeous horses (I want my own Hidalgo! Or Shadowfax. Or any pretty horse), Arabian deserts (ahh, the days of Lawrence), and swords and guns.

The funniest thing happened today. These two policemen showed up at my door asking for a "Justin" and looking very serious. When we had conversed confusedly for a few minutes, we finally realized that the Justin I knew wasn't the Justin they were looking for. Had me very freaked out for a few, and had them extremely bewildered. Turns out they're looking for a Justin who lives in this apartment building who also happens to have an asian girlfriend. They wouldn't tell me why they wanted him, obviously, but they insisted nothing was wrong and they just "wanted to talk."
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So I just had the marvelously appetizing dinner of packaged tuna and ritz crackers, plus for dessert, a wonderfully round tangerine that had strange spots that I'm still not sure is mold or not. Ahh, the life of the poor college student. So I thought I had two midterms today, but it turns out that one of them was postponed til Thursday. This enlightening piece of news was probably announced during one of my many *ahem* rest periods I take the liberty of having in this class, so I guess it was a pleasant surprise. I celebrated by having another "rest period."

Anyway, I just heard that Angela Wong got engaged!!! I can't believe how old all of us are becoming. I still have that vague feeling that we're all still in high school, but alas, such is not so. I still have yet to meet her boyfriend, which is strange, considering how much I've been over to her and Joyce's house, but I hear he's a nice guy. But yay, this means wedding!

Hmm...other news...I've decided that Scrubs is my favorite show, and I love Dr. Cox intensely. Justin's decided that since California will inevitably vote Democratic and he has no hope of making his Republican vote count, he'll vote for himself. He thinks that if I vote for him too, somehow he can scrounge up enough people to get himself on tv. I decided Justin's mental. So you see, we're all making life-changing decisions here. Anyway, since I've got nothing else of interest to say, here's to wasting time!


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Lord of the Rings!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Haha...I suppose I could've predicted that. In the sword department though I'd probably be better suited in Pirates. Don't think I could drag a sword around like Aragorn's, and if I could, I wouldn't be able to lift it over my shoulder to kill a single orc.
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Bored. I've taken this before, but I wanted to see if I've gotten more disorders since then. Which I apparently have. But ah! Still not as crazy as The Roommate! She way outscored me, but I guess that's a given.


-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

And more: Yay for good dental hygiene!

You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.

"And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."

Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.

As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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And in that vein...this would either make Justin very happy or offend him greatly:

SELENE: You are selene!
Beautiful, vivacious,
fierce and seductive, Selene vowed she would
destroy Lycans after her family was murdered by
the werewolves. So ruthless is she that selene
is a member of the Death Dealers. This elite
Vampire warrior class's mission is to make the
Lycans extinct.
Ever wish you could be a

Which UNDERWORLD character are you?
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This was just amusing:

Congratulations! You're Merry!

Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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MAN, I'm bored. Played about 20 games of Unreal Tournament. Haven't touched the homework stack yet though.


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