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BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH JOHNNY DEPP
Three nights ago, right after my Johnny Depp dream, I guess my subconscious decided I hadn't had enough, so this time I had a Jack Sparrow dream. I dreamt I was getting onto this cruise liner, and some officer was dragging Jack onto the same ship in handcuffs. Jack was just like "LAWL I AM A PRISONER" and I was like "LAWL" back at him. Then some crew came over and were like "YOU GUYS CAN'T BE ON OUR SHIP! THERE IS THIS GHOST THAT FOLLOWS US AND YOU WILL BRING BAD LUCK AND THE WRATH OF THE SPIRITS!" and they throw me and Jack off the ship. D: WTF.
So somehow he gets his handcuffs off, and Jack and I go our separate ways and start wandering the docks. This next ship arrives, and EVIL MEN™ jump off the ship, looking for slaves. They capture me, cut my hair short, and dye it blonde, which is apparently the mark of a slave (WTF LOL). Jack sees me while hiding from behind a barrell and goes, "Yes! They only needed one slave, so they will just take her and leave me alone!" but then he sees my short blonde hair and goes, "NOOO I FEEL BAD BECAUSE HER HAIR IS SO SHORT AND BLONDE" (WTFFFFF) so he attacks the men and rescues me. Suddenly, we're both in the ocean and swimming for our lives, and it's really dark. I think, "Wow, the horizon looks really fake... almost like cardboard" and then I woke up.
The next night, I dreamt about CAPTAIN BARBOSSA. Barbossa was back on his own pirate ship, but for some reason, they had run out of planks, so no one could walk the plank anymore (OH NOES). I was his daughter (HAHAHAHA), so he asked me to go find him some planks. Obediently, I put on my jetpack (yes, jetpack) and blast off the ship. It became sort of like a video game, because there were all these tiny little islands scattered around the ocean, and I had to land on the island as smoothly as possible or else I would roll off into the ocean (Super Monkey Ball, anyone?). It was really hard to control since my jet pack was all ghetto and would sputter around in the air. I went from island to island but couldn't find any planks, and I began to get worried because my workplace had a field trip coming up and I was afraid I would miss the bus. Then I woke up.
I NEVER FOUND THE PLANK. SADNESS.
So somehow he gets his handcuffs off, and Jack and I go our separate ways and start wandering the docks. This next ship arrives, and EVIL MEN™ jump off the ship, looking for slaves. They capture me, cut my hair short, and dye it blonde, which is apparently the mark of a slave (WTF LOL). Jack sees me while hiding from behind a barrell and goes, "Yes! They only needed one slave, so they will just take her and leave me alone!" but then he sees my short blonde hair and goes, "NOOO I FEEL BAD BECAUSE HER HAIR IS SO SHORT AND BLONDE" (WTFFFFF) so he attacks the men and rescues me. Suddenly, we're both in the ocean and swimming for our lives, and it's really dark. I think, "Wow, the horizon looks really fake... almost like cardboard" and then I woke up.
The next night, I dreamt about CAPTAIN BARBOSSA. Barbossa was back on his own pirate ship, but for some reason, they had run out of planks, so no one could walk the plank anymore (OH NOES). I was his daughter (HAHAHAHA), so he asked me to go find him some planks. Obediently, I put on my jetpack (yes, jetpack) and blast off the ship. It became sort of like a video game, because there were all these tiny little islands scattered around the ocean, and I had to land on the island as smoothly as possible or else I would roll off into the ocean (Super Monkey Ball, anyone?). It was really hard to control since my jet pack was all ghetto and would sputter around in the air. I went from island to island but couldn't find any planks, and I began to get worried because my workplace had a field trip coming up and I was afraid I would miss the bus. Then I woke up.
I NEVER FOUND THE PLANK. SADNESS.