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RAAAAAAAAWR
I haven't had a zombie dream in a while. It's been like what, two weeks? Ha.
So I once again dreamt that zombies were taking over the world, and I was stuck at home. All my super-cool swords were at my apartment, leaving me with some cheap dull ones. I was hiding out in my room, trying to find all the swords buried in my closet, when I heard tourists outside my window. My house had somehow transported into the middle of a Florida swamp, and the tourists were there to look at the crocodiles. I tried to open the window to warn them that the crocodiles were probably zombie!crocodiles at this point, but I couldn't get the window open. I decided to charge down the stairs to get to the tourists, while hacking at the zombies with my dull sword and hoping for the best, but when I opened my room door, I discovered that the zombies had cloned my cat! (I don't know how the zombies acquired cloning technology.) So I had to fight off all these zombie!kitties while searching for my real kitty, all the while stabbing with another sword to keep the hungry zombies at bay.
Sometimes, I'm pretty badass in my dreams.
So I once again dreamt that zombies were taking over the world, and I was stuck at home. All my super-cool swords were at my apartment, leaving me with some cheap dull ones. I was hiding out in my room, trying to find all the swords buried in my closet, when I heard tourists outside my window. My house had somehow transported into the middle of a Florida swamp, and the tourists were there to look at the crocodiles. I tried to open the window to warn them that the crocodiles were probably zombie!crocodiles at this point, but I couldn't get the window open. I decided to charge down the stairs to get to the tourists, while hacking at the zombies with my dull sword and hoping for the best, but when I opened my room door, I discovered that the zombies had cloned my cat! (I don't know how the zombies acquired cloning technology.) So I had to fight off all these zombie!kitties while searching for my real kitty, all the while stabbing with another sword to keep the hungry zombies at bay.
Sometimes, I'm pretty badass in my dreams.
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Zombie kitties!
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Zombie kitties would be the end of us all. They have sharper teeth and sharper claws and way more agility!
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"Doctooorrr, it's not reaaaacting riiiiight."
"Thaaaat's becaaaaaause it neeeeeeds mooooooore braaaaaaaaiiins."
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"We coooould allll uuuuuse moooooooore braaaaaaaaaaiiins!"