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ATTENTION EVERYONE
I just had the worst stomachache known to my kind. It has so far lasted six hours and twenty-eight minutes. Many co-workers were caused undue puzzlement as they wondered why I would contort into painful positions every few moments.
Two advils and two peptobismols later, I am slightly better, but now feel like I have been created out of jelly. Appendages do not function, they shiver. Like jelly.
Which, perhaps, I am.
Two advils and two peptobismols later, I am slightly better, but now feel like I have been created out of jelly. Appendages do not function, they shiver. Like jelly.
Which, perhaps, I am.