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Dream On
Had another weird dream last night. Spencer was driving all of us around somewhere (though his car looked remarkably like Kevin's), and I was sitting in the passenger seat when a helicopter flew overhead and unloaded a massive ton of water onto me. Shocked and drenched, I was assured by everyone else in the car that helicopters unloaded water like that regularly. Right. We all got dropped off at a department store that was going out of business and holding a massive sale, and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wtfsad proceeded to buy all the shoes and shawls she could find. She even came over with a pair of tap shoes, and I noted that I had a pair of tap shoes that she could borrow if she wanted (apparently she was taking tap classes?), but she insisted on having her own shiny pair. WTF LOL.
Then it switched over to this other rather dark dream. Hellsing was being held at bay by Major, who had somehow captured Seras and Walter. He proceeded to narrate to Integra and me the E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY of Walter and how he ACTUALLY got the name of "Angel of Death." Integra and I got to see this lovely sordid documentary that showed Walter gained that name not through killing zombies, but through killing people who killed zombies (GASP! WTFFFF). I remember him having a creepy smile with lots of teeth. Then Walter was like, "Muahahaha, you know my secret!" and Integra and Seras were like, "WTF." Then Major shooed me and Integra out because he said it was time for Walter's radiation treatment. Umm. So while Integra and I stood outside watching, Major turned on this gigantic glowing green lamp and pointed its fearful glowing green rays at Walter, and this "radiation" transformed him into Dark!Walter, which brought along the traits of monotonous, Keanu Reeve-styled delivering of lines and deadpan, stoned-out looks. Then out of boredom, Major shot Seras (yes, and killed her with one shot). He went on to do the same with Alucard.
Now Integra was getting pretty pissed by this point, so she drew her sword and challenged Major to a duel. The two ran off into the darkness, shouting and fencing. At this point, Anderson ran in and told everyone that there was no hope left and Millenium was going to take over the world. He went around and handed ONE blessed bullet to everyone (all the random people standing on the street) so they could all have a tiny little fighting chance when the ghouls came to take them. When he offered me one, I got really annoyed and insisted that he give me one of his cool blades instead, since he certainly had plenty to spare. We started to haggle like old Chinese women, and I yelled at one point, "Is Integra dead yet?!" to which Major yelled back, "Err, almost?"
Then I woke up.
Hum. I need more sleep.
*Disclaimer: Y'all know I love Hellsing characters and wouldn't really mutilate them so in my conscious mind.
Unless I'm writing fanfiction.
wtfsad proceeded to buy all the shoes and shawls she could find. She even came over with a pair of tap shoes, and I noted that I had a pair of tap shoes that she could borrow if she wanted (apparently she was taking tap classes?), but she insisted on having her own shiny pair. WTF LOL.Then it switched over to this other rather dark dream. Hellsing was being held at bay by Major, who had somehow captured Seras and Walter. He proceeded to narrate to Integra and me the E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY of Walter and how he ACTUALLY got the name of "Angel of Death." Integra and I got to see this lovely sordid documentary that showed Walter gained that name not through killing zombies, but through killing people who killed zombies (GASP! WTFFFF). I remember him having a creepy smile with lots of teeth. Then Walter was like, "Muahahaha, you know my secret!" and Integra and Seras were like, "WTF." Then Major shooed me and Integra out because he said it was time for Walter's radiation treatment. Umm. So while Integra and I stood outside watching, Major turned on this gigantic glowing green lamp and pointed its fearful glowing green rays at Walter, and this "radiation" transformed him into Dark!Walter, which brought along the traits of monotonous, Keanu Reeve-styled delivering of lines and deadpan, stoned-out looks. Then out of boredom, Major shot Seras (yes, and killed her with one shot). He went on to do the same with Alucard.
Now Integra was getting pretty pissed by this point, so she drew her sword and challenged Major to a duel. The two ran off into the darkness, shouting and fencing. At this point, Anderson ran in and told everyone that there was no hope left and Millenium was going to take over the world. He went around and handed ONE blessed bullet to everyone (all the random people standing on the street) so they could all have a tiny little fighting chance when the ghouls came to take them. When he offered me one, I got really annoyed and insisted that he give me one of his cool blades instead, since he certainly had plenty to spare. We started to haggle like old Chinese women, and I yelled at one point, "Is Integra dead yet?!" to which Major yelled back, "Err, almost?"
Then I woke up.
Hum. I need more sleep.
*Disclaimer: Y'all know I love Hellsing characters and wouldn't really mutilate them so in my conscious mind.
Unless I'm writing fanfiction.