IF I WERE A RICH GIRL NANANANA

LawOfAr18: man I'm on launch
LawOfAr18: and there is this UGLY picture of Gwen Stefani
AngryKeebler: shes been getting uglier and uglier over the years
LawOfAr18: it must be the songs
LawOfAr18: nothing else can explain it
LawOfAr18: I think she's lost her mind
LawOfAr18: and everything else
LawOfAr18: i.e. looks and talent
AngryKeebler: or maybe shes just become super greedy
LawOfAr18: like dorian gray?
LawOfAr18: except she doesn't have a picture to reflect it?
AngryKeebler: YES EXACTLY LIKE DORIAN GRAY
AngryKeebler: how do you know she doesnt??
LawOfAr18: because she's getting UGLY!!!
LawOfAr18: Dorian had the picture, which kept him pretty
AngryKeebler: maybe this one does the opposite
AngryKeebler: lol
LawOfAr18: THE PICTURE OF GWEN STEFANI LOL
AngryKeebler: MAKE THAT YOUR NEXT FIC LOL
LawOfAr18: ROFLMAO OK
AngryKeebler: how about
AngryKeebler: we both write gwen stefani fics
AngryKeebler: then trade
AngryKeebler: i shall write
AngryKeebler: "The Importance of Being Gwen"
LawOfAr18: LOL
AngryKeebler: tee hee
AngryKeebler: is No Doubt even a band anymore
AngryKeebler: haha
LawOfAr18: haha I bet they call her up
LawOfAr18: and they're like "Gwen how bout a new album?"
LawOfAr18: and she's like "WTF who ARE you people?"
AngryKeebler: "You know your old band No Doubt...the ones who were in the band that made you famous??"
AngryKeebler: "I AINT NO HOLLA BACK GIRL"
AngryKeebler: "you crazy girl"

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In other music news, Tyler Ritter of All-American Rejects is unnaturally attractive. I shall wait until this supposed "1984-esque" Move Along video comes out to judge his intellectual abilities.

Also, RADIO IS RETARDED (the medium, not the movie... LAWL!!!). I drove home for 45 minutes, constantly flipping channels, and not ONE single good song was played. WTF! I HATEZ U RADIO PEOPLEZ.

Anyway, why is everyone avoiding Los Angeles in their tours. You would think everyone would want to stop by here, but no. No one wants to give me any MOOZAC. I WANT MUSE! ;_; I must see them live. Only then can my life be fulfilled!

Are you all tired of the overly dramatic crap? Too bad!

I AM SO SICK OF LETTUCE. I AM BLEEDING LETTUCE OUT OF MY EARS. THE SOUTH BEACH DIET MAKES ME ANGRY. RAAAAAAGE!!!

Also, a warning for you all -- MASHED CAULIFLOWER TASTES NOTHING LIKE MASHED POTATOES!!! DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE!!! THEY ARE LYING BASTARDS.

TWO UPDATES?!

HAHAHAHAHA TWO UPDATES IN A DAY SUCKERS!!11!1!1!11/1?!

MEME STOLEN FROM SEVERAL PEOPLE:

Go to Google.com and type in "[Your Name] is" (quotes included), and then post ten funny things.

NO LJ-CUT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU PEOPLE DESERVE ONE. SO THERE.

1.) Despite her fame, Natalie is an intensely private person.

2.) Just to tell you that I have a slight idea about why Natalie is growing a mohawk.

3.) Lady, you are awesome mom and yes, Natalie is gonna kill you.

4.) Ask Natalie is my advice column. Ask me questions and I will answer them.

5.) Natalie is more smoking than a Havana cigar lounge.

6.) Natalie is at once bizarre, erratic, yet terribly canny and willing to use others for her own ends, no matter the cost.

7.) Whilst Natalie is heralded as being cool and the "best" soap turned singer her debut was a cover, torn infact being a norweigan hit.

8.) Natalie is horrified by what she thinks he did by being an impostor when all it really is is post traumatic stress disorder with a side of mind conditioning/torture.

9.) Throughout the poem, Natalie is tormented by her lack of eloquence that would
allow her to completely share her feelings.

10.) During all but the slowest of tunes, Natalie is a body in motion: clogging,
tapping, stepping, skipping, high-kicking, moonwalking and generally bouncing.

Well wasn't that fun. I had to wade through about 3298179387298739827198 things about Natalie Portman! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and I hate Natalie Imbruglia. Stupid mean ugly witch. ;_;