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HAHAHAHAHA TWO UPDATES IN A DAY SUCKERS!!11!1!1!11/1?!
MEME STOLEN FROM SEVERAL PEOPLE:
Go to Google.com and type in "[Your Name] is" (quotes included), and then post ten funny things.
NO LJ-CUT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU PEOPLE DESERVE ONE. SO THERE.
1.) Despite her fame, Natalie is an intensely private person.
2.) Just to tell you that I have a slight idea about why Natalie is growing a mohawk.
3.) Lady, you are awesome mom and yes, Natalie is gonna kill you.
4.) Ask Natalie is my advice column. Ask me questions and I will answer them.
5.) Natalie is more smoking than a Havana cigar lounge.
6.) Natalie is at once bizarre, erratic, yet terribly canny and willing to use others for her own ends, no matter the cost.
7.) Whilst Natalie is heralded as being cool and the "best" soap turned singer her debut was a cover, torn infact being a norweigan hit.
8.) Natalie is horrified by what she thinks he did by being an impostor when all it really is is post traumatic stress disorder with a side of mind conditioning/torture.
9.) Throughout the poem, Natalie is tormented by her lack of eloquence that would
allow her to completely share her feelings.
10.) During all but the slowest of tunes, Natalie is a body in motion: clogging,
tapping, stepping, skipping, high-kicking, moonwalking and generally bouncing.
Well wasn't that fun. I had to wade through about 3298179387298739827198 things about Natalie Portman! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and I hate Natalie Imbruglia. Stupid mean ugly witch. ;_;
MEME STOLEN FROM SEVERAL PEOPLE:
Go to Google.com and type in "[Your Name] is" (quotes included), and then post ten funny things.
NO LJ-CUT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU PEOPLE DESERVE ONE. SO THERE.
1.) Despite her fame, Natalie is an intensely private person.
2.) Just to tell you that I have a slight idea about why Natalie is growing a mohawk.
3.) Lady, you are awesome mom and yes, Natalie is gonna kill you.
4.) Ask Natalie is my advice column. Ask me questions and I will answer them.
5.) Natalie is more smoking than a Havana cigar lounge.
6.) Natalie is at once bizarre, erratic, yet terribly canny and willing to use others for her own ends, no matter the cost.
7.) Whilst Natalie is heralded as being cool and the "best" soap turned singer her debut was a cover, torn infact being a norweigan hit.
8.) Natalie is horrified by what she thinks he did by being an impostor when all it really is is post traumatic stress disorder with a side of mind conditioning/torture.
9.) Throughout the poem, Natalie is tormented by her lack of eloquence that would
allow her to completely share her feelings.
10.) During all but the slowest of tunes, Natalie is a body in motion: clogging,
tapping, stepping, skipping, high-kicking, moonwalking and generally bouncing.
Well wasn't that fun. I had to wade through about 3298179387298739827198 things about Natalie Portman! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and I hate Natalie Imbruglia. Stupid mean ugly witch. ;_;
