Burn Ashcroft!!!

[lawofar18]

So Justin and I finally hacked, slashed, and chain-gunned our way through Hunter: The Reckoning. Woo! Now we can buy Hunter: Redeemer! The only bad thing is I much preferred the PS2 controls, but oh well, what can ya do? Dear old Father Cortes, I think he's getting old. A few swipes of a zombie can take the poor guy out, and he's getting slow. But at least he can still blast the heck out of everyone! Sorta. Anyway, I was put in geeky zombie-killing mode (when am I not?)by watching Dawn of the Dead with Justin. Meh, mildly entertaining bloodfest movie. What I can't wait for is Troy!!! Mmmmm...Peter O'Toole as lordly proud king of Troy... "I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest..."

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So Justin and I finally hacked, slashed, and chain-gunned our way through Hunter: The Reckoning. Woo! Now we can buy Hunter: Redeemer! The only bad thing is I much preferred the PS2 controls, but oh well, what can ya do? Dear old Father Cortes, I think he's getting old. A few swipes of a zombie can take the poor guy out, and he's getting slow. But at least he can still blast the heck out of everyone! Sorta. Anyway, I was put in geeky zombie-killing mode (when am I not?)by watching Dawn of the Dead with Justin. Meh, mildly entertaining bloodfest movie. What I can't wait for is Troy!!! Mmmmm...Peter O'Toole as lordly proud king of Troy... "I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest..." <insert one of Orlando Bloom's famous and frequent blank "ahhhhhh" looks> I think the whole movie looks awesome! And of course, Justin will be happy with all the "I am the hero, hear my one-liners!" from Brad Pitt. Now, question: Why is half the trailer of Brad, and half the trailer crammed full of everyone else? Granted Achilles played a major part in the war, but the movie's called Troy, not Achilles. And if it's about the war, why is there a shot of Brad rolling around in bed with a woman? Gratuitous fan service? Plus, I think whoever plays Helen looks much too modern. She looks like some girl who just decided to dress in Greek robes for the prom. But yeah, besides all my minor quibbles, I can't wait for this movie to come out. Legolas and the Hulk in a movie together as brothers, just as it was meant to be.

And I've just gone on and on about some mindless thing. I should really start my paper.