I wish they'd fast and furious the hell outta here

[lawofar18]

I hate cars. I hate them so much. I hate how we're so dependent on them. I hate how they break down without notice and leave one stranded in a small parking garage behind an alley filled with unsavory smells and presences. I hate how just one tiny thing can go wrong, and then there's hundreds gone from your savings. I hate how there are so many of them on the freeway whenever I drive. It's beyond me how people actually *want* to spend money on them.

We should all go back to the old days and ride horses, I tell you. Mine shall be a wild but sweet stallion named Swiftwind with a white star on his forehead. He will like morning trots and sugar cubes.

Lud, my mind is regressing back into its 5-yr-old state.

Despite having 10 hours of work today, I'm also assailed by staggering boredom. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!!!

Comments

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG WTF HOW EVIL! Next time you're stranded, CALL ME! I'll zip over and save you! WTFFFF I DONT KNOW SICK That made no sense.

Uhh... ::TAP DANCES::

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

YAY!!! You can save me from evil smelly bums of DOOM! Wait, what, sick, what, NOOOO???

::enjoys the tap-dancing:: I am entertained for the time-being. But it would be better if you dragged Anderson along and did Riverdance. ^_^

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG WTF EVIL BUMS OF DOOM OMG ... ::has a scary mental images of the other kind of bum:: ....................

Okay! ::starts Riverdance with Alucard and Anderson::

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

OH NO OMG WTF SICK WRONG BUM EW SO WRONG OMG WTF WTF WTF?!?!?!?!11?!!11 (I never used the shift key this much until I met you :P)

Yay, Riverdance! Wow, watch those boys kick HIGH! (I am so evil.)

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG LMAO BUM X BUM SHIPPING HAHAHLMLKDF OMG WTF OMG LMAO SO SMEXY TEE HEE THE BEST PAIRING EVAR!!!1111 (LMAO! People seem to say that a lot to me. =P)

Yaaaay! The ratings will go up or something!

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

:O BUM SMUT!!! BUM SMUT!!! (Actually sounds rather catchy) OMG I CANT BELEEVE U JST SHIPED BUMS THAT IS SO BRILIAENT NO ONE CNA BEETE THHT PAIRING!!!!11!!

Something oughtta go up.

*slap* I need to stop. Boredom makes me teh evil.

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG I KNO I BETTER CLAIM DA PAIRING AT CLAIMAPAIRINGRUS SO DAT NOBODY CAN STEEL IT LOLOLRZLOLL!!!!!11 PPL WIL B SO JELUS!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! Lovely!

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

I M ALRDY JELUOS THAT I DIDNT THIKN OFF BUMXBUM!!!!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/lawofar18/award.jpg[/IMG]

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

Edit: Let's try this again.

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU CAN BE CO CREATOR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU SAID BUM FIRST WTFFF HAHAHVLKADF OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG NOW EVERYONE WILL VOTE FOR THIS PAIRING OMG

(BTW, LMAO Love it!)

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAY I AM LIEK CO-CRATER OR CO-CRETAN OR WHATVER THAT IS LOLLOOL NOW PPL WILL WORHSPI TEH ULTIMATE PAIRING OF DOOOOM!!!

(Glad you liked it!)

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG LAOM LETZ MAEK BANNERZ AND STUF AND MAKE EVERY1 OBAY USS!!!!111

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

SCREW BANNERS WE HAV TEH ULTMATE ICON OF DOOM NOW!!!! DOOM!!1!!! HEHEHE ALTOUGH BUM BANERS WOLD BE FUNNY LAMO ROFL LOL

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG NOW EVERY1 WILL LUV OUR PAIRING

(...I was BORED.)

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OOPS! I forgot to add the new icon. HAHAHAHVLADFM

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!11!!! BEST ICON EVAR!!!!11!!!

NOW WHO CAN DENY US?!?!?!?!

(No, seriously. That IS the best icon ever.)

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

NOBODY CAN TOP DA ICON OF DA BEST PERRING EVAR OMG!1111111!

(Thank you! LOL)