lawofar18: (Bush punch)
lawofar18 ([personal profile] lawofar18) wrote2004-11-03 11:19 pm

HAHA

Everyone is so unhappy and dejected and whiny today.

That makes me so glad.

I FEED OFF THEIR SOULS LIKE A DEMENTOR.

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Anyway, you may or may not ask, why am I updating? I don't care if you're really asking, I'm going to tell you anyway. Quite simply, I like pulling down the drop down menu in my icon bar and seeing all the wonderful options I have. Oh look, I did it again! Amazing.

By the way, the song I'm listening to right now is the BEST SONG EVER (of the moment). No, but seriously, I love it so much. Go listen.

So this entry is PRODUCTIVE, let's play with this poll creator.


[Poll #378345]

[identity profile] angrykeebler.livejournal.com 2004-11-05 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF! You figured me out Callisto! CRIES! She figured out I'm a douche!
Anyways, No I did not contribute much to Bush's victory. In fact, I would say whining liberals like yourself contributed more to his victory. After 4 years of "OMG I HATE BUSH CAUSE HE IS TEH STOOPID AND TEH WARZ" I think grated on enough nerves of regular Joes so they showed up en masse on election day to make sure Bush stayed in office. Why do I feel I am entitled to gloat? Not because my party won BUT BECAUSE YOUR PARTY LOST. That's right. I don't hate John Kerry, I HATE YOU. YOUR PATHETIC WHINING OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS HAVE PRETTY MUCH DRIVEN ME BAT SHIT LOCO. I LOOKED FORWARD TO THE DAY YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS OF DRIVING BUSH OUT WERE SHATTERED LIKE THE SKULLS OF THE IRAQIS WE CRACKED.I am completly comfortable with this. Why? Well, you know why Callisto. I am a giant douche.
P.S. Yesterday I punched a baby in the face. In my defense that baby was being a dick.

[identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com 2004-11-05 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH CRIES I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT BABYS PROBLEM WAS

[identity profile] callie-chan.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be more inclined to be impressed if, you know, your attempts to provoke me weren't paraphrased from webcomics.

And I don't know how many times I have to repeat this before it penetrates your skull, but just because the actions of a few Democrats (even if every single Democrat you've ever met acts like a dick, that still counts as a few when compared to the entire Democratic party) pisses you off doesn't mean that you're then justified in taking out your grievances upon the ENTIRE POLITICAL PARTY THEY BELONG TO. Are you comprehending this yet? Do I need to use smaller words?

SOME DEMOCRATS ARE DICKS. SOME REPUBLICANS ARE DICKS. But NOT ALL.

And YOU acting like a dick DOES NOT IMPROVE ANYTHING. In fact, all it does is give the DEMOCRAT DICKS an example to point to as an EXCUSE FOR ACTING LIKE DICKS. You are, yourself, perpetuating the cycle of people acting like fucking RETARDS.

Does that not bother you at all?

-Callisto

[identity profile] omgrikku.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOL DUZ IT MAKE U HORNEE??

[identity profile] angrykeebler.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Cheese and crackers. WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING CALLISTO????????? NO, IT DOESN'T JUSTIFY IT. WE ARE BEING DICKS BECAUSE WE WANT TO. WE ARE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS! EXCUSE? WE NEED NO EXCUSE. YOU SAY THAT SOME DEMOCRATS ARE DICKS BUT NOT ALL BUT I THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT. DECENT DEMOCRATS? I CAN COUNT THEM ALL ON ONE FINGER! ZELL MILLER. THATS IT. YOU KNOW WHO MAKE ME THIS BITTER AND ANGRY AND PREJUDICE? YOU PEOPLE DID, IT WAS YOU.TO TAKE A LINE FROM A TOTALLY SHITTY MOVIE I SAW LAST YEAR YOU MADE THE WEATHER AND THEN YOU STAND IN THE RAIN AND SAY SHIT ITS RAINING. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO CALLISTO, YOU PERSONALLY? YOU JUST REINFORCE THIS BELIEF OF MINE. THANKS ASSHOLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO TO YOU.AND YEARS FROM NOW WHEN I AM ON THE COUCH OF MY THERAPIST I AM GOING TO TO TELL HIM THE REASON WHY I THREW THOSE HAND GRENADES INTO THE DNC WAS BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES DROVE ME TO IT.

Here is something you might find interesting. These two gals, wtfsad and lawofar18, are smarter than you. No, don't argue. They both are affiliated with the same school (lawofar18 already graduated with a major in ENGLISH) thats a.better than your school and b. one of the most liberal in America. They and I know all about how an entire polictical party can become ingrained somewhere and rise up to be probably the most annoying thing on the face of the planet."Some Democrats are dicks."? Give me a fuckin break.

[identity profile] callie-chan.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You truly think that all Democrats (except Zell Miller; how gracious of you) are dicks?

Well, that makes you officially the most delusional person I have ever had the interestingly surreal experience of talking to.

Also, if [livejournal.com profile] lawofar18 has a degree in English, then obviously they don't count for as much as I was led to believe. At least, while she's certainly capable of using the language, I've yet to see any actual intelligence behind it. [livejournal.com profile] wtfsad abuses the language so blatantly that I have difficulty believing she's even old enough to have voted, much less old enough to attend college. In any case, even if I were inclined to believe whatever you--their rabid defender--claim their scholastic accomplishments might be, it doesn't much matter. However brilliant they might be in school doesn't really enter into it if they're acting like complete idiots here, does it?

You are beyond reason, and thus beyond concern. If you're so embroiled in hate that you cannot believe the possibility that there are, perhaps, Democrats you have not met in this huge country who are decent people who don't deserve your rude, childish behavior, then there's no point in my trying to convince you; you'd need a licensed therapist at the very least to get you over your irrational, unthinking hatred first, and I have neither the time nor the inclination to attempt the job myself.

On the plus side, however, the opinions of a frothing maniac are worth nothing whatsoever, so whatever you may think of Democrats is immaterial.

-Callisto

[identity profile] angrykeebler.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you are dumb enough to not have understand the way they talk is a big joke. They talk like that over AIM for kicks. If I am delusional then you are completly and utterly clueless.
And should I go to hell because I am a frothing maniac and hate you all then I rest assured that you and a million others like you are coming with me. It will be fun. Promise.

[identity profile] callie-chan.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So instead of handling a difference of opinions like mature adults, as you would have me believe they are, they instead choose to talk in all caps and generally behave like teenage flamebait?

I understand that they're doing it purposely. But that they are acting like children willfully doesn't make me think any more highly of their intellect than I would if they were truly typing to the best of their abilities.

Their behavior, as well as yours, has been rude, juvenile, and insulting from the beginning. Only two people who have commented back to me have had the maturity to at least approach this debate as if they were, in fact, not fourteen-year-old AIM chatters, and with those people I am noticably more polite and willing to try to understand their point of view. But behavior like this barely deserves my attention, much less my respect. The only reason I continue to reply to any of you three still is because you all seem to have a very warped sense of what counts as a 'victory' for you--given your view of the election results--and I'm certainly not going to give you reason to think that you've defeated me somehow, and thus provide you with more reasons to gloat in the faces of Democrats.

-Callisto

[identity profile] omgrikku.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I WOULD RATHER BE A 14 YEAR OLD AIM CHATTER THAN A 458395489 YEAR OLD GRAMA LOLOLOL!!!

[identity profile] callie-chan.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Good for you, then.

-Callisto

[identity profile] omgrikku.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK? IS THAT ALL? DAMN WHAT A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT I WAS EXPECTING SOME SENTENCES AT LEAST YOU COULD'VE CALLED ME SYCOPHANT OR TALKED ABOUT HOW AMAZINGLY SMART YOU ARE

NOW IM TOO BORED TO INSULT YOU THANKS A LOT CRIES

[identity profile] lawofar18.livejournal.com 2004-11-07 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Here's the thing. I never said I hated all democrats. All my anger is being vented out on the particularly smug, whiny, anti-Bush group that hasn't shut up for the last four years. If I hate them specifically for being such jerks, what makes us any different than you, who specifically hates us for being jerks?

Next time you start frothing morality at the mouth, try thinking about yourself first.

[identity profile] angrykeebler.livejournal.com 2004-11-06 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
BTW I SAW THIS AND YOU WERE THE VERY FIRST PERSON I THOUGHT OF CALLISTO! DON'T BOTHER LECTURING ME HOW CHILDISH IS, I KNOW..AND LOVE IT!
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