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[lawofar18]

Everyone is so unhappy and dejected and whiny today.

That makes me so glad.

I FEED OFF THEIR SOULS LIKE A DEMENTOR.

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Anyway, you may or may not ask, why am I updating? I don't care if you're really asking, I'm going to tell you anyway. Quite simply, I like pulling down the drop down menu in my icon bar and seeing all the wonderful options I have. Oh look, I did it again! Amazing.

By the way, the song I'm listening to right now is the BEST SONG EVER (of the moment). No, but seriously, I love it so much. Go listen.

So this entry is PRODUCTIVE, let's play with this poll creator.


[Poll #378345]

Comments

[angrykeebler.livejournal.com]

I PICKED SAD BECAUSE RYAN IS THE ONLY OTHER CHOICE BUT I AM PLANNING TO GET RID OF HIM SOON ANYWAYS. OOPS I AM LEAVING A PAPER TRAIL.

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OH NO I LOVE RYAN BUT I LOVE SIMON EVEN MORE JK SICK I LOVE THEM BOTH WAIT THIS ISNT A POLL ABOUT ME ITS ABOUT SIMON

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe I am the only person who knows the true love of Simon
Cowell and the random British person.

I cannot believe that I remember who Simon Cowell even is.

I want some gawddamned chocolate.

Thank you.

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

He did love RBP, but then... he met Sad. ;_;

*cue weepy soap opera music

At least according to the current polls.

[danceswithelvis.livejournal.com]

If I knew who that was, I might have picked better...

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Everyone is so unhappy and dejected and whiny today.
That makes me so glad.

Oh, so you're a completely inconsiderate asshat on your own journal, too. Without even any provoking!

So, tell me, were you born a bitch or was it a lifestyle choice?

You know, as bad a president as Bush has been and will continue to be, I don't think he's a bad person. And I'm pretty damned sure he'd want to slap you silly for kicking people while they're down, even if they're Democrats, because no one with a drop of human decency would behave like an utter toad like this.

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're a completely inconsiderate asshat on your own journal, too. Without even any provoking!

OH WOW PEOPLE DON'T GET TO SAY WHAT THEY THINK ON THEIR OWN JOURNALS!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE TO GET HARRASSED BY STUPID MEDDLESOME ASSHOLES WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BITCH AND MOAN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET THEIR UNTERHOSEN PULLED OUT OF THEIR ASSCRACKS!!!!!

STFU AND GO COMPLAIN IN YOUR OWN LJ YOU SHITFACE - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I never suggested lawofar18 shouldn't say what she thinks on her journal, as you might have noticed if you hadn't been so intent on jumping into this headfirst with your eyes closed. But since her journal is open to the public, and I am part of the public, and the comments are open...then I should hope I'm allowed to tell her if I think she's an absolutely reprehensible little troll.

Otherwise she'd just have comments turned to friends-only so that only sycophants like you could tell her how absolutely right she is.

-Callisto

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

By the way--you may as well block me from commenting here now, because I'm not going to let you continue on being an utter fuck of a human without saying something about it everywhere I see it. Which means that every time you say something shitty, I'm going to be here making sure that you know it, and that everybody else knows it. Part of it is old-fashioned vindictiveness, and part of it is hoping that maybe, if you're made aware of the fact that you're acting like a fucktard, you may actually change for the better.

I don't really hold out much hope that you'll change, though--you voted a man into office who couldn't admit to doing one thing wrong in his four years of presidency, so admitting that YOU could be wrong is certainly beyond your capabilities. But I believe in changing this country for the better, and if I have to do it one miserable excuse for a human being at a time, then so be it.

(And I don't care if you work at soup kitchens and fellate the homeless in your spare time--if you do a victory dance because you made a Democrat cry, then you're still a shitty human being. Compassion isn't supposed to end where politics begin, but evidently this is a concept yet beyond your grasp.)

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

Which means that every time you say something shitty, I'm going to be here making sure that you know it, and that everybody else knows it.

OMG WOW SOMEBODY HERE IS SAYING SOMETHING SO FULL OF SHIT IT'S CLOGGING THE TOILET I BETTER LET THEM KNOW IT AND MAKE SURE THAT EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS IT

P.S.: IT'S NOT LAWOFAR18 HMMMMMM WHO COULD IT BE!!?!?!?1/1/1//1/!?!?!?111111ONE ONE ONE

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Obviously lawofar18 must have met you in the AOL chatroom where she learned how to debate politics. Welcome to the flamewar, then!

If you must defend lawofar18's right to be a shit to other human beings due to the bonds of friendship and loyalty, then do so. But there's no need to pretend illiteracy--I'm sure you do a wonderful job of it without the facade.

-Callisto

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

OMG A THREAT I AM SO SCARED HAHAHAHALKFDSJALFKSDALJ I NEED TO BLOCK ALL THREATS TO MY JOURNAL.

It's just too bad I don't consider you one.

[sir-hellsing.livejournal.com]

if you do a victory dance because you made a Democrat cry, then you're still a shitty human being.

Buy yourself sense of humor. This post was a JOKE, for God's sake.

For someone who thinks herself so mighty and wordy, you failed miserably in interpretation.

[/wank]

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

WELL THANKS A LOT FOR BEING A GREAT FRIEND

YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED NADER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME OMG BOOO HOOO MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS AND YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS FOR EXPRESSING YOUR VIEWPOINT ON THIS MATTER

I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY



LOOK AT NADER HE IS SO SEXY LIKE SIR IAN MCKELLEN HIS EYES ARE SO SAD HES GIVING YOU THE LOOK OF ACCUSATION FOR BEING SO CRUEL TO HIM

THANKS

[angrykeebler.livejournal.com]

HAW HAW YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! HAHAHAHAH

[angrykeebler.livejournal.com]

[danceswithelvis.livejournal.com]

*beats WTFsad* Would you quit that! I just shot coke out my nose!

IIRC, in 2000 there was a large percent of 18 year olds who thought Nader was a and I quote "Fine young American Indian man."

OMG WTF

[angrykeebler.livejournal.com]

CALLIE CHAN SHOWED ME THE LIGHT SO I WENT TO VOTE FOR KERRY! THEN THEY WERE LIKE WTF ITS NOV 4 YOU TWIT ITS OVER AND I WAS LIKE LET ME CHANGE MY VOTE AND THEY WERE LIKE WTF. SO I WAS LIKE I WILL VOTE FOR NADER THEN AND SUDDENLY FELT LIKE HUGGING SOME TREES.

Re: OMG WTF

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG SICK BACK OFF NADER IS MINE I WILL HAVE THIS SEXY SEXY MAN ALL TO MYSELF YO GO HUG KERRY

[angrykeebler.livejournal.com]

[omgrikku.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS BARRY MANILOW HMMMMM

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

HE COPYRIGHTED HIMSELF AND WOULDNT LET ME USE HIS NAME CWY

:(

[danceswithelvis.livejournal.com]

All this wank...yet no one has answered my question. Who are these people we're voting for in this poll?

Re: :(

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

Sorry, your post got overwhelmed with all the large vocabulary words of our dear friend troll here.

These are all American Idol people. Simon Cowell is that mean British judge who tells everyone they're absolutely horrible, Ryan Seacrest is the chipper metrosexual host who's been appearing with much frequency in the journals of wtfsad and angrykeebler, Paula Abdulafdsalkjfda is, for short, Paula Abdul, Token Black Judge is the Token Black Judge on the show, and Random British Person is, errrr, just that. ^_^

I voted for Ryan, but now I'm thinking I should've voted for Sad. Although she likes Ryan. Who likes Simon. And also AngryKeebler. ALL THIS DRAMA! We should call it Lawofar18's Creek.

Re: :(

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

SIMON <3


RYAN <3


PAULA


TOKEN BLACK JUDGE (OR TBG FOR SHORT)


JOHNNY DEPP COSPLAYING AS ME WHEN MY HAIR WAS SHORT (FACIAL HAIR NOT INCLUDED WTF)


RANDOM BRITISH MEN

WTF.



RYAN POINTING THE FINGER OF ACCUSATION AT TBJ AND SIMON LAUGHING AT THEM WTF