HAHA

[lawofar18]

Everyone is so unhappy and dejected and whiny today.

That makes me so glad.

I FEED OFF THEIR SOULS LIKE A DEMENTOR.

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Anyway, you may or may not ask, why am I updating? I don't care if you're really asking, I'm going to tell you anyway. Quite simply, I like pulling down the drop down menu in my icon bar and seeing all the wonderful options I have. Oh look, I did it again! Amazing.

By the way, the song I'm listening to right now is the BEST SONG EVER (of the moment). No, but seriously, I love it so much. Go listen.

So this entry is PRODUCTIVE, let's play with this poll creator.


[Poll #378345]

Comments

[angrykeebler.livejournal.com]

I PICKED SAD BECAUSE RYAN IS THE ONLY OTHER CHOICE BUT I AM PLANNING TO GET RID OF HIM SOON ANYWAYS. OOPS I AM LEAVING A PAPER TRAIL.

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OH NO I LOVE RYAN BUT I LOVE SIMON EVEN MORE JK SICK I LOVE THEM BOTH WAIT THIS ISNT A POLL ABOUT ME ITS ABOUT SIMON

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe I am the only person who knows the true love of Simon
Cowell and the random British person.

I cannot believe that I remember who Simon Cowell even is.

I want some gawddamned chocolate.

Thank you.

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

He did love RBP, but then... he met Sad. ;_;

*cue weepy soap opera music

At least according to the current polls.

[danceswithelvis.livejournal.com]

If I knew who that was, I might have picked better...

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Everyone is so unhappy and dejected and whiny today.
That makes me so glad.

Oh, so you're a completely inconsiderate asshat on your own journal, too. Without even any provoking!

So, tell me, were you born a bitch or was it a lifestyle choice?

You know, as bad a president as Bush has been and will continue to be, I don't think he's a bad person. And I'm pretty damned sure he'd want to slap you silly for kicking people while they're down, even if they're Democrats, because no one with a drop of human decency would behave like an utter toad like this.

-Callisto

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

By the way--you may as well block me from commenting here now, because I'm not going to let you continue on being an utter fuck of a human without saying something about it everywhere I see it. Which means that every time you say something shitty, I'm going to be here making sure that you know it, and that everybody else knows it. Part of it is old-fashioned vindictiveness, and part of it is hoping that maybe, if you're made aware of the fact that you're acting like a fucktard, you may actually change for the better.

I don't really hold out much hope that you'll change, though--you voted a man into office who couldn't admit to doing one thing wrong in his four years of presidency, so admitting that YOU could be wrong is certainly beyond your capabilities. But I believe in changing this country for the better, and if I have to do it one miserable excuse for a human being at a time, then so be it.

(And I don't care if you work at soup kitchens and fellate the homeless in your spare time--if you do a victory dance because you made a Democrat cry, then you're still a shitty human being. Compassion isn't supposed to end where politics begin, but evidently this is a concept yet beyond your grasp.)

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

Which means that every time you say something shitty, I'm going to be here making sure that you know it, and that everybody else knows it.

OMG WOW SOMEBODY HERE IS SAYING SOMETHING SO FULL OF SHIT IT'S CLOGGING THE TOILET I BETTER LET THEM KNOW IT AND MAKE SURE THAT EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS IT

P.S.: IT'S NOT LAWOFAR18 HMMMMMM WHO COULD IT BE!!?!?!?1/1/1//1/!?!?!?111111ONE ONE ONE

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're a completely inconsiderate asshat on your own journal, too. Without even any provoking!

OH WOW PEOPLE DON'T GET TO SAY WHAT THEY THINK ON THEIR OWN JOURNALS!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE TO GET HARRASSED BY STUPID MEDDLESOME ASSHOLES WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BITCH AND MOAN BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET THEIR UNTERHOSEN PULLED OUT OF THEIR ASSCRACKS!!!!!

STFU AND GO COMPLAIN IN YOUR OWN LJ YOU SHITFACE - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Obviously lawofar18 must have met you in the AOL chatroom where she learned how to debate politics. Welcome to the flamewar, then!

If you must defend lawofar18's right to be a shit to other human beings due to the bonds of friendship and loyalty, then do so. But there's no need to pretend illiteracy--I'm sure you do a wonderful job of it without the facade.

-Callisto

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I never suggested lawofar18 shouldn't say what she thinks on her journal, as you might have noticed if you hadn't been so intent on jumping into this headfirst with your eyes closed. But since her journal is open to the public, and I am part of the public, and the comments are open...then I should hope I'm allowed to tell her if I think she's an absolutely reprehensible little troll.

Otherwise she'd just have comments turned to friends-only so that only sycophants like you could tell her how absolutely right she is.

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OH WOW A FLAMEWAR TEE HEE I WONDER WHO STARTED THAT GEE I LOVE FLAMEWARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE SO NOT JUVENILE OF COURSE THEY ARE WHAT SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE INDULGE IN

OH NO GUESS WHO IS ALSO BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS OH AND REPEATING THEMSELVES TOO WOW LET ME DO THAT TOO IT LOOKS LIKE FUN:

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

OMG YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

By the way...

YOU ARE BEING A SHIT TO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS

BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING OH-SO-CIVIL, MATURE, AND LITERATE RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAPISSANTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WITTY ARENT WE

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

Wait but... aren't you the one trolling her?

OMG THE WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN TEEHEE LOL WTF!1!!!eleventy-one!1!!

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

OMG A THREAT I AM SO SCARED HAHAHAHALKFDSJALFKSDALJ I NEED TO BLOCK ALL THREATS TO MY JOURNAL.

It's just too bad I don't consider you one.

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Actually, your friend lawofar18 started it. I pointed out to one of HER friends that her gloating publicly about Bush winning, both on LJ and in real life, was being inconsiderate to her Democrat friends(I know this because we happen to share a common friend, and she complained). lawofar18 jumped in, unbidden, to make some inarguably juvenile (http://atlas.walagata.com/w/angrykeebler/_40486957_apkerry300.jpg) images and basically say "WELL YOU DEMS WOULD HAVE BEEN BITCHES IF YOU'D WON SO WE'LL BE ASSHOLES ALL THE LIVELONG DAY". You can see it all here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/phantomsangel/72967.html).

Also, someone who thinks that constant caps lock is the height of internet witticism shouldn't really be making points about me being juvenile, whether they're true or not.

-Callisto (http://atlas.walagata.com/w/angrykeebler/_40486767_kerryap300.jpg)

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

WOW LIKE WTF OMG THAT IS LIKE SO DEEP YOU ARE SO PROFOUND

LAWOFAR18 MUST BE THIS BIG CELEBRITY AND WE'RE ONLY HERE TO KISS HER ASS BECAUSE SHES ACTUALLY SECRETLY A DICTATOR YOU KNOW LOLOLOLOL I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THAT INFLUENTIAL

HEIL

OH NO SHE HAS TAKEN OVER THE SPACE THAT SHOULD NORMALLY OCCUPY MY BRAIN

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

We share a common (Democratic!) friend in real life, who's complained about your friend basically being a twit. If pointing out that your friend isn't being considerate is trolling, then stand me under a bridge and send the billy goats gruff over for a dinner party.

I jump to my friend's defense, you jump to your friend's defense, your friend jumps to your defense. We're all just so friendly!

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OMG SO A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND STARTED IT THEN THAT FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND WENT INTO IT AND THAT FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND DECIDED TO JUMP IN TOO!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I THINK YOU DEMS AND REPS ARE ALL FUCKING BITCHES - I NEVER COMPLAINED BECAUSE NADER DIDN'T WIN!!!! (BTW NADER IS THE BEST LOLOL YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM NEXT) YOU SHOULD ALL SHUT THE HELL UP!!! FOUR YEARS IS SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME

AND YOU ARE STUPID TO THINK I MEANT ONE THING WHEN I SAID ANOTHER LOLOL I CALLED YOU WITTY STOP READING INTO IT DUMBASS

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor baby had to look up a word in the dictionary?

At least I only had to check to see how it was spelled.

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

NO

BUT APPARENTLY YOU DID HUH LOLOLOL

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

I was disappointed that Kerry didn't win, and I'm concerned about our country, but I'm not whinging on like some Democrats admittedly do. However, it's still really damned inconsiderate to brag about it--and it's just fucking bitchy to be HAPPY because other people are MISERABLE.

You can fight me to the edge of Hell on lawofar18's behalf if you want; frankly, it makes no difference to me, and I'm stubborn enough (not to mention online enough) to take us all the way there if needs be. But whether it's on her own journal or not, whether I'm trolling or not, whether the right to free speech is being defended or not, what she's doing is wrong and I'm pretty sure you and she and the friend who started it all ALL know it. You just keep arguing because otherwise you'd have to own up to it.

Hopefully, eventually, one of you will have enough backbone to pull out and shut up and accept what I'm saying, or even to admit that maybe you got caught up in your happiness and went too far, or said something you didn't really mean. But until then, for as long as you continue to plant your feet and swear that it's totally okay to completely trample over the feelings of others(or until I'm banned from the journal, one way or the other), I'm going to argue with you.

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

WELL THANKS A LOT FOR BEING A GREAT FRIEND

YOU KNEW HOW MUCH I LOVED NADER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME OMG BOOO HOOO MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS AND YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS FOR EXPRESSING YOUR VIEWPOINT ON THIS MATTER

I WILL KILL YOU SOMEDAY



LOOK AT NADER HE IS SO SEXY LIKE SIR IAN MCKELLEN HIS EYES ARE SO SAD HES GIVING YOU THE LOOK OF ACCUSATION FOR BEING SO CRUEL TO HIM

THANKS

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

Deny it if you like, but I'm an English student. I worked on an English major for two years. I may know what sycophant means offhand, but I can damned well vouch that someone who cares so little about the language that they still use LOL to express themselves wouldn't know what it means.

Not to mention that you used the word 'influential', which is right there in dictionary.com's definition. And since you've barely used a word over two syllables in this conversation so far, I have my doubts you picked that word out of the air.

And what is it with you and lawofar18 and your obnoxious images? Is it some clique thing I don't know about?

-Callisto

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

YOU NAZI ASSHOLES ARE ALL THE SAME WHAT YOU THINK CRACKA YOU BE DIGGIN THE SHIZNITS YO JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK DOESN'T MAKE ME LESS OF A PERSON THAN YOU ALLS YOU ARE SUCH A RACIST JUST LIKE THOSE SCOTS

DAMN SCOTS I HATE SCOTS

OH WOW ARGUING IS GOING TO MAKE ME SEE THE "EVILS" OF MY WAYS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I DONT HAVE A POINT LOLOLOL I DONT KNOW WHY YOU KEEP BRINGING UP SCHEISSE

BTW YOU SHOULD TRY HARDER TO BE BANNED IVE ALREADY TRIED ENOUGH TO BE BANNED FROM LAWOFAR18'S LJ BUT NOTHING I DO WORKS

SHIT COCK ASS BITCH HELL SHIT FUCK

SEE IM NOT GETTING BANNED YET YOUR OPINIONS AREN'T GOING TO GET YOU BANNED EITHER

MAYBE YOU SHOULD START POSTING PORN OR SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HELP LOL

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

OH WOWWWWWWW YOU WORKED ON AN ENGLISH MAJOR FOR TWO YEARS LOLOLOLOL

GUESS WHAT

SO DID I

IT SEEMS LIKE YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS TAKING THIS WHOLE THREAD SERIOUSLY LOL

(THE IMAGES ARE ALL JOKES DIDN'T YOU KNOW THIS IS A JOKE LJ)