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GOBLET OF FIRE
Alright. Saw it with the company for free (Neopets rocks!). All in all, not a shoddy movie by any means; I don't think any of them have been. It was pretty good, and I liked it alot. Special effects looked niiiiice. And I'll be damned if Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson haven't grown up to be really hawt. O_O
Since my nature is to complain, I'm going to list stuff I didn't like about it. Don't get me wrong, I still loved it, but hey, we all have quibbles.
1) DUMBLEDORE - I was pretty "meh" about new Groovy!Dumbledore in the third movie. For GOF, we have changed his name to PMS!Dumbledore. What was wrong with him?! I wanted to know who had kidnapped Dumbledore and replaced his soul with that of an angry teenager. If he wasn't doing completely uncharacteristic stuff like slamming Harry into tables and screaming at him, then he was in his office shouting at the top of his lungs at whoever crossed him. I mean, I know he was stressed, but come on!
MCGONAGALL: HEY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL HARRY MAYBE WE SHOULD CANCEL
DUMBLEDORE: NO I DONT WANT TO ARLGHFLDKSJALKJSLKADJFLKSJA STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SNAPE: I DUN WANT TO EITHER LAWL
MCGONAGALL: NO HARRY IS A BOY
DUMBLEDORE: OMG STFU I KNOW THAT DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!1/11/11!?1?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUDGE: HAY DUMBLEDORE I DUN WANT TO CANCEL
DUMBLEDORE: HOW COULD YOU OMG SOMEONE DIED STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF
You get the idea.
2) HARRY NEKKID - Ok, I was a little O_O about the bath part, because as hawt as I may think Daniel Radcliffe has become, he's still 16. Hey, call me a prude. Even then, I was all "whatever" about it, but when Moaning Myrtle started ghost-groping him then I started to squirm. And ghost-eyeing him. And whatever else she was doing. I might be all for GIRLXGHOST pr0n in The Fog, but I'm not very pro HARRYXGHOSTGIRL pr0n.
3) Not enough Sirius. We didn't even really see his face. -_-
4) Not enough Snape.
5) Not enough Lucius Malfoy.
6) Not enough Voldemort.
7) Ok just kidding about the last two, since I know their roles were minimal in the book. But hey, any movie that has Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Jason Isaacs, and Ralph Fiennes has got to have hardcore rating of +10000000000000000000! They should utilise that! I should make a Battle Royale type movie with just the four of them. It would ROCK.
8) Cho and Fleur. They were pretty. Cute pretty. But I always thought of them as OMG!HAWT, especially Fleur.
9) ALL THE DELETED SCENES. I know, they're not going to fit the whole thing into the movie. But there were a few vital things I thought were missing that could've been added with just a line of dialogue.
10) WAY TOO MUCH HAGRID X MADAME MAXIME. It was "ok giant love is cute" at first. But there was way too much of it, especially considering how other plot points got discarded. And the part where she was tasting his beard? WTF!??!?!?!?!?!?
OK I'M TOO LAZY TO TYPE MORE THAN 10 SO THAT'S ALL YOU'LL GET FOLKS.
Later that night, I went out with
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wtfsad, angrykeebler, and rosehiptea. We ate Chinese food and wandered around Tower Records for a bit. It was really fun! Except for Robeks.Robeks sucks.
Like, alot.
Never ever buy Robeks. Jamba Juice and Orange Julius are so far superior it's not even worth mentioning them in the same sentence.
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I know as a reader we tend to expect more, but the least they could do is to keep the characters IC.
Dumb-ledoor pissed me off. "HARRY PODDER!!!" wth?
Love McGonagall.
Love Snape and so little of him. *cries*
Love Lucius and so little of him. *wails*
Maybe we should petition for a movie made for Question 7. That would break office records. ;)
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Yes, waaay too little McGonagall/Snape/Malfoy. There were more HagridXMaxime scenes than scenes of those three. WTF
We should make our own movie with those four. It would RAWK.
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Hey, I'm 16 and I'm pretty hawt. I have like the sexiest body ever. Girls go mad when I take off my shirt.
Not really, they actually run around covering their eyes and scream that they want to be dead...
But I like thinking that they're mad for my body.
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Does Dumbledore cut himself too when he's alone in his office?
Maybe the girls are screaming because your HAWT SEXINESS KILLED THEM! I DON'T KNOW LAWL
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I share your concerns re: the new HP movie (Dumbledore especially - WTF?!) and thought that it would be good to bring to your attention the fact that you made me laugh out loud FOR REALS when I read this. ;)
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