I wish they'd fast and furious the hell outta here

I hate cars. I hate them so much. I hate how we're so dependent on them. I hate how they break down without notice and leave one stranded in a small parking garage behind an alley filled with unsavory smells and presences. I hate how just one tiny thing can go wrong, and then there's hundreds gone from your savings. I hate how there are so many of them on the freeway whenever I drive. It's beyond me how people actually *want* to spend money on them.

We should all go back to the old days and ride horses, I tell you. Mine shall be a wild but sweet stallion named Swiftwind with a white star on his forehead. He will like morning trots and sugar cubes.

Lud, my mind is regressing back into its 5-yr-old state.

Despite having 10 hours of work today, I'm also assailed by staggering boredom. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME!!!