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10 Reasons Why My Job Sucks
Aug. 12th, 2004 10:46 pm10) No money
9) I love all the dogs, but I keep sneezing
8) The computer moves slower than a gimpy snail who's been partly crushed by a falling boulder.
7) My co-worker is sick, and not present.
6) My other co-worker is sick, and very present.
5) I don't get a lunch break.
4) I feel interwiewing possibilities looming over me, and I don't want to do them.
3) No one wants to read the stupid boring Zen book which means I'm responsible and have to do it.
2) There are cheerful, "THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY" articles on "Re-defeat Bush" concerts. Non-partisan media my arse.
1) I had to spend the day photoshopping pictures of people's butts. Very fat butts. Trying to make them "look nice." No I am not kidding.
9) I love all the dogs, but I keep sneezing
8) The computer moves slower than a gimpy snail who's been partly crushed by a falling boulder.
7) My co-worker is sick, and not present.
6) My other co-worker is sick, and very present.
5) I don't get a lunch break.
4) I feel interwiewing possibilities looming over me, and I don't want to do them.
3) No one wants to read the stupid boring Zen book which means I'm responsible and have to do it.
2) There are cheerful, "THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY" articles on "Re-defeat Bush" concerts. Non-partisan media my arse.
1) I had to spend the day photoshopping pictures of people's butts. Very fat butts. Trying to make them "look nice." No I am not kidding.
