Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart

My allergy medicine is totally kicking me...

IN THE HEAD!

I'm so tired, I'm about to fall over and start typing with the delicate skill of my forehead. Look, let's give it a try:

jhykhkhyhkhkhbnhjkby bkbykyub n k,bhbhgvbvfgfgrjn,.h

I've done it! The aliens have received my transmission!

Anywhyyyy, I think I want an African grey parrot. When Jehovah's Witnesses come trying to convert me, it could shout "YO MOMMA!" at them. That'll show them!

Life has currently grabbed me by the ankles and is swinging me face first into stone walls and rocky grounds. Translation: I am stressed out like hell.

Angela convinced me to go with her to Evita this Thursday. If it sucks, I will build a barricade on the stage, begin waving a red flag while shooting muskets, and throw a chandelier at the audience.

Wait, no...

I should write the Very Secret Diary of the Opera House Chandelier. ^_^