The Most Pointless Conversation Ever

AngryKeebler: AHHHHHH
AngryKeebler: STRETCHING SEQUENCE COMPLETE
LawOfAr18: ...
LawOfAr18: *thumbs up*
AngryKeebler: SARCASM DETECTED
AngryKeebler: SARCASM DETECTED
LawOfAr18: WARNING
LawOfAr18: WARNING
LawOfAr18: SELF DESTRUCTION ACTIVATED
AngryKeebler: SELF DESTRUCTION MODE DEACTIVATED
AngryKeebler: CAKE MODE ACTIVATED
AngryKeebler: SEARCHING FOR CAKE...
AngryKeebler: SEARCHING..........
AngryKeebler: SEARCHING..........
AngryKeebler: SEARCHING..........
AngryKeebler: SEARCHING..........
AngryKeebler: SEARCHING..........
AngryKeebler: CAKE NOT FOUND. RESUMING SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
LawOfAr18: WTF SEQUENCE ACTIVATED
AngryKeebler: SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ABORTED
AngryKeebler: LMAO SEQUENCE BEGINNING
AngryKeebler: LMAO'S...
AngryKeebler: LMAO'S...
AngryKeebler: LMAO SEQUENCE COMPLETE
LawOfAr18: ROFL TRIGGERED
AngryKeebler: RESPONSE TO ROFL TRIGGER
AngryKeebler: LOL TRIGGERED
LawOfAr18: OMG ALARM ACTIVATED
LawOfAr18: WARNING
LawOfAr18: WARNING
LawOfAr18: WARNING
AngryKeebler: STFU SEQUENCE STARTED
LawOfAr18: PROTOCOL FOR DUAL ROFL AND LOL PROCESSES
AngryKeebler: COMMENCING
AngryKeebler: STFU PROGRAM RUNNING
AngryKeebler: STFU...
AngryKeebler: STFU...
AngryKeebler: STFU REQUEST SENT
LawOfAr18: STFU REQUEST REJECTED!
LawOfAr18: ABORTING ALL STFU PROCESSES NOW...
LawOfAr18: ABORTING...
LawOfAr18: ROFL SEQUENCE CONTINUED
AngryKeebler: STFU SEQUENCE RESTARTING
AngryKeebler: FAILED
AngryKeebler: /STFU RELEASE
AngryKeebler: STFU PROCESS RELEASED
AngryKeebler: /STFU RENEW
AngryKeebler: STFU RENEWED
AngryKeebler: STFU REQUEST SENT (2)
LawOfAr18: SYSTEM OVERLOAD
LawOfAr18: SYSTEM SHUTDOWN INITIATING
AngryKeebler: STFU REQUEST ACCEPTED
AngryKeebler: STFU SUCCESS
LawOfAr18: SELF IMPLOSION NOW
LawOfAr18: 3
LawOfAr18: 2
LawOfAr18: 1...
AngryKeebler: WINDOSW V.OMGWTFLOL SHUTTING DOWN
AngryKeebler: SPELL CHECK FAILED
LawOfAr18: IT IS NOW UNSAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
AngryKeebler: TURN OFF ATTEMPT DETECTED
AngryKeebler: RELEASING ROBOTIC BILL GATES DEATH MECH
LawOfAr18: WARNING
LawOfAr18: BILL GATES DEATH MECH CRASHES
AngryKeebler: REBOOTING BGDM
AngryKeebler: REBOOTING...
AngryKeebler: REBOOTING...
AngryKeebler: REBOOTING FAILED
AngryKeebler: GG WINDOWS