HELLSING OVA AGRFDLSLKHLKFDLKSJ

OMG SO I SAW LIKE THE HELLSING THINGIE AND I WUZ LIKE TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY BY THE FABULOUS ANIMATION AND THE MUSIC WAS SO WONDERFUL IT WAS LIKE MOZART CAME TO LIFE AGAIN AS A VAMPIRE (LOL UNDEAD MOZART HAWT) AND INTEGRALS VOICE WAS SO SEXCEE IT WAS LIKE MAKING LOVE WITH SANDPAPER AND SERAS SHOWED HER BOOBS LOL I WANT TO EAT SERAS BOOBS THEY ARE LIKE OVERGROWN TOMATOES THEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVEE CALLED ATTACK OF THE KILLER BOOBS I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY AS LONG AS SERAS WAS IN IT AND ALUCARD WAS SO HAWT THAT I THINK HE SHULD BECUM THE NEW SINGER OF GREENDAY CUZ HE IS LIKE THE HAWTEST GUY IN THE WOOORLD AND ANDERSON WAS SO SCAREE I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WHEN HE WALKED ON AND DID THAT FORMIDABLE LAFF AND SERAS SHOWED HER BOOBS AND ANDERSON IS ALL "ALUCARD I PWN U WITH HOLYNESS LOL" AND ALUCARD IS LIKE "NO WAIZ" AND SERAS IS LIKE "LOOKIT MY BOOBS" AND INTEGRA SPOKE IN HER SEXCEE VOICE AND SAID "SERAS WARE ARE YOUR BOOBS LOL" AND SERAS WAS LIKE "RIGHT HERE LOL" AND I AM SO ANGRY THERE IS NO LUKE OR JAN I CANT BELEEEEVE THEY MADE AN ENTIREE EPISODE WITHOUT THEM OH WAIT IT WASNT AN ENTIRE EPISODE MY BAD LOLOLOL AND SERAS SHOWED HER BOOBS AND THE FLEAKS WERE LIKE "RAAAAR BOOBS" AND I WAS LIKE "LOL WTF ARE FLEAKS AHAHAHAHAHA THEY ARE LIKE MUTATED FLEAS NO WAIZ IM SO FUNNEE" AND AFTER I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE "MAN I NEVA WANT TO SEE THE ANIME EVA AGAIN IT IS LIKE DEAD TO ME" (OR IS IT UNDEAD ROFFFFFFFLE) AND BOOBS AND IM SO GLADDDDD I SAW THE OVA YAYZ










All right, so I didn't really see it. But I felt left out amidst all the talk, and I hope I wasted five minutes in all your lives if you read that.