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The vicious circle of job-searching, of course, is that they won't hire you unless you have experience, yet you can't have any experience until someone hires you.
I know, I know, everyone knows that. But it still doesn't change the fact THAT I HATE IT WITH THE BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
This problem will all be solved when I win the lottery. Or when I convince Bill Gates that donating to me is a worthy cause.
I NEED A JOB.
Edit: I almost sent this resume in to a magazine, then realized it was a PR0N MAGAZINE just in time. Maybe I should send it in anyway.
Naw.
I know, I know, everyone knows that. But it still doesn't change the fact THAT I HATE IT WITH THE BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
This problem will all be solved when I win the lottery. Or when I convince Bill Gates that donating to me is a worthy cause.
I NEED A JOB.
Edit: I almost sent this resume in to a magazine, then realized it was a PR0N MAGAZINE just in time. Maybe I should send it in anyway.
Naw.
