Go me!

[lawofar18]

I have a job! That doesn't include moronic customers or scanning several hundred loans a day! It does, however, include reading literary gems like "Shayla had a cold she rushed into the bathroom to take medicine but then her throat burned because she had taken the bottle of HAIR DYE instead! She screamed and then died and her brother rushed over and tried to help her but he slipped in the hair dye and became unconscious and drowned in the HAIR DYE the end."

I don't know if I should post where though. Last time I told someone, they laughed their head off for about twenty minutes. With sporadic bouts of hysterics following. *glares at Kevin*

I think I shall drink. To myself. And stuff.