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YOU ALL NOW KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS.
Ok, maybe not. LAWL! I was thinking of asking my parents, but they were already very "tsk tsk" about buying me the Legolas knives last year. I guess I'll check Ebay after the holiday season.
And hey, it's Christmas. And it's Narnia season. All this anti-Christian sentiment? REALLY starting to piss me off here. You want to celebrate our holiday, but you don't want to call it by name because it makes your uncomfortable? Make up your own frickin' holiday then. Or go join KWANZA, if that's fictional enough for you. You like Christmas trees, but you don't like their name? WELL I HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE EYE WITH PINE NEEDLES! (Ok, maybe that wasn't the wittiest comeback I was looking for...) And, y'know, why can't people just see Narnia as the fascinating fantasy tale that it is? I watched it completely as a good children's epic. I don't understand why a few subtle Christian elements of symbolism should immediately cast a black mark on it.
I could write a much longer rant, but it's been done to death already.
So all those people who want Christmas changed to "THE HOLIDAY WHERE WE PUT UP LIGHTS AND TREES AND GIVE EACH OTHER PRESENTS AND STUFF", I say they can just go take a nice dive off the next cliff they come 'round.
Anyway, besides wanting to see Narnia 91827938739849573 more times, other movies I am interested in seeing.
King Kong - LORD JACKSON WILL NOT DISAPPOINT
Memoirs of a Geisha - WITH THOSE DAMN CHINKS INSTEAD OF THEM JAPPOS
Walk the Line - JOAQUIN PHOENIX SINGS! NUFF SAID
The Producers - SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY
Fun with Dick and Jane - THE PART IN THE TRAILER AT THE JAPANESE RESTAURANT WAS LOL
The Brothers Grimm - OH WAIT THATS DVD LAWL
Pirates of the Carribean 2 - SUMMER IS TOO FAR AWAY
STUFF IM NOT SURE ABOUT:
Casanova - On one hand, it's Heath Ledger. In a period piece. On the other hand, it's got the most annoying, stereotypical Mary Sue EVA. And it looks sickeningly horrific as plot. BUT IT'S HEATH LEDGER IN A PERIOD PIECE!
The New World - I hate Colin Farrell 4 eva and eva and eva and eva and eva and eva, and I don't think anything in the world could ever redeem him. On the other hand, it has Christian Bale and Injuns and guns and ships and stuff.
Brokeback Mountain - WELL IT HAS HEATH LEDGER. Anyway, I don't really want to see it that much, but![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
angrykeebler is just SO damn insistent on it! He claims he'll die if he doesn't see it soon because he just wants to see it that badly!
Rent - I just want to see what the big deal is about. I wonder if they sing that Team America song. LOLOLOL! Y'know, they should make a Les Miz movie.
That would rock.
YOU ALL NOW KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS.
Ok, maybe not. LAWL! I was thinking of asking my parents, but they were already very "tsk tsk" about buying me the Legolas knives last year. I guess I'll check Ebay after the holiday season.
And hey, it's Christmas. And it's Narnia season. All this anti-Christian sentiment? REALLY starting to piss me off here. You want to celebrate our holiday, but you don't want to call it by name because it makes your uncomfortable? Make up your own frickin' holiday then. Or go join KWANZA, if that's fictional enough for you. You like Christmas trees, but you don't like their name? WELL I HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE EYE WITH PINE NEEDLES! (Ok, maybe that wasn't the wittiest comeback I was looking for...) And, y'know, why can't people just see Narnia as the fascinating fantasy tale that it is? I watched it completely as a good children's epic. I don't understand why a few subtle Christian elements of symbolism should immediately cast a black mark on it.
I could write a much longer rant, but it's been done to death already.
So all those people who want Christmas changed to "THE HOLIDAY WHERE WE PUT UP LIGHTS AND TREES AND GIVE EACH OTHER PRESENTS AND STUFF", I say they can just go take a nice dive off the next cliff they come 'round.
Anyway, besides wanting to see Narnia 91827938739849573 more times, other movies I am interested in seeing.
King Kong - LORD JACKSON WILL NOT DISAPPOINT
Memoirs of a Geisha - WITH THOSE DAMN CHINKS INSTEAD OF THEM JAPPOS
Walk the Line - JOAQUIN PHOENIX SINGS! NUFF SAID
The Producers - SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY
Fun with Dick and Jane - THE PART IN THE TRAILER AT THE JAPANESE RESTAURANT WAS LOL
The Brothers Grimm - OH WAIT THATS DVD LAWL
Pirates of the Carribean 2 - SUMMER IS TOO FAR AWAY
STUFF IM NOT SURE ABOUT:
Casanova - On one hand, it's Heath Ledger. In a period piece. On the other hand, it's got the most annoying, stereotypical Mary Sue EVA. And it looks sickeningly horrific as plot. BUT IT'S HEATH LEDGER IN A PERIOD PIECE!
The New World - I hate Colin Farrell 4 eva and eva and eva and eva and eva and eva, and I don't think anything in the world could ever redeem him. On the other hand, it has Christian Bale and Injuns and guns and ships and stuff.
Brokeback Mountain - WELL IT HAS HEATH LEDGER. Anyway, I don't really want to see it that much, but
angrykeebler is just SO damn insistent on it! He claims he'll die if he doesn't see it soon because he just wants to see it that badly!Rent - I just want to see what the big deal is about. I wonder if they sing that Team America song. LOLOLOL! Y'know, they should make a Les Miz movie.
That would rock.
