lawofar18 | I DON'T NEED A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS, RINGO!

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Godliness

Your symbol is:

the snake, because you can wear it like a feather boa

You rule from:

a clear, crystalline palace, and change in the basement

At your side is:

your standard-bearer, who doubles as a meat shield

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

archers with mad skillz

Your most popular law is:

"National Pajamas Day"

Your least popular law is:

Banning of 'stupidity and laziness in the same person'

Your worst enemy is:

Ringo Starr, but you can't remember why . . .

A Comic Epic Poem in Prose