First, I dreamt that Lea Salonga and Tiger Woods were playing golf in this weird labyrinthine maze made of gold, and Lea was winning.
Then I had yet another zombie dream. WTF is wrong with me? I was part of this group of convicted criminals (you know me, totally the hardened criminal type), and we were thrown into a dark dungeon while the world was being overrun by zombies, and I figured at least we were safe in there. Then the authorities decided that as part of our community service, we would be sent into the future to battle the zombie boss and kill the zombies once and for all. The whole environment was extremely futuristic; in fact, it looked exactly like a video game, huge, unheard of guns and all.
I thought that was a rather stupid idea; I protested, why not send us back into the past so we could kill the zombies when they first started springing up, and cut the epidemic off at the source? But they didn't want to listen to a lowly criminal like me, so a bunch of us were trundled into a large chamber and shipped off to the future. We ended up in this underground sewer-like place and decided to split off in pairs to hunt the zombies. I ended up with this lady who looked like the blonde lady in Planet Terror but like ten years older and ten times trashier. While I was running around with my gun, jumping around corners and yelling, "AHA!", she disappeared into a room where I later found her hitting on a random guard that had come with us. I shouted, "Thanks for leaving me alone, you slut!" and she said, "NO U!"
And... I can't remember much more than that.
Then I had yet another zombie dream. WTF is wrong with me? I was part of this group of convicted criminals (you know me, totally the hardened criminal type), and we were thrown into a dark dungeon while the world was being overrun by zombies, and I figured at least we were safe in there. Then the authorities decided that as part of our community service, we would be sent into the future to battle the zombie boss and kill the zombies once and for all. The whole environment was extremely futuristic; in fact, it looked exactly like a video game, huge, unheard of guns and all.
I thought that was a rather stupid idea; I protested, why not send us back into the past so we could kill the zombies when they first started springing up, and cut the epidemic off at the source? But they didn't want to listen to a lowly criminal like me, so a bunch of us were trundled into a large chamber and shipped off to the future. We ended up in this underground sewer-like place and decided to split off in pairs to hunt the zombies. I ended up with this lady who looked like the blonde lady in Planet Terror but like ten years older and ten times trashier. While I was running around with my gun, jumping around corners and yelling, "AHA!", she disappeared into a room where I later found her hitting on a random guard that had come with us. I shouted, "Thanks for leaving me alone, you slut!" and she said, "NO U!"
And... I can't remember much more than that.
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Date: 2007-05-10 09:51 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-05-10 10:26 pm (UTC)From:Trust me, I have my fair share of mundane dreams. Once I dreamt I worked the entire 8-hour workday. I was not pleased to wake up and have to go to work to do it over again.