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Posting about my two dreams, which contained two favorite dream subjects: zombies and celebrities.
First, I dreamt that I was with some random chick, and the two of us were running from some zombies. I told her that I had to meet some friends (random generic dream friends) at a coffee shop, so the two of us headed over there. We waited for a long time, but they never showed up. Finally, she turned to me sadly and said, "If they're not here by now, they're not coming at all" in that ominous tone of voice that can only mean they've turned into zombies. Sure enough, my friends rambled in at that exact moment, clamoring for our brains. The girl and I kicked their asses and ran all the way back to the girl's house. We were upstairs trying to regroup, while her son was downstairs practicing piano. After a few moments, her son shouted, "Mommy, no one's arrived yet for my birthday party," and she replied, "Son, if they're not here by now, they're not coming at all." There was a sudden movie "DUN DUN DUNNNNNN" moment as the quote hit home and we looked at each other with realization crashing down upon us, and then we both dashed downstairs. Well, guess what we found? A whole BUNCH of mommy and children zombies who had arrived for the kid's birthday party! They were ambling around the boy as he sat at the piano.
The girl screamed, "DON'T MOVE!" and then she and I proceeded to go around and...well...bash up a whole bunch of mommies and little girls and boys in party outfits. I AM NOT A DISTURBED PERSON, THEY WERE ZOMBIES!!! D:
Anyway, we grabbed the kid, hopped into a car, and started driving around the city. Because of all the traffic jam, we turned into a parking garage (always a brilliant idea when escaping monsters), only to find the parking lot crawling with zombies (duh). Since we couldn't back out (about ten more brilliant people had followed suit and were behind us in this narrow parking garage), we began driving the car upwards, hoping that at the roof would be a bridge to another building or some other means of escape (I KNOW, SINCE WHEN DO PARKING GARAGES HAVE CAR ESCAPES ON THEIR ROOF). On our way up, we saw frantic people driving back down, screaming, "THERE IS NO ESCAPE" at us from their cars. We disregarded them and continued on our way up to the top, only to discover there was absolutely no car exit on the roof (BIG SURPRISE). I hopped out of the car, trying to think fast, since a horde of zombies was slowly ambling out towards the trapped group on the roof, and I saw a fire escape ladder on one side. Score! Since everyone else was too busy screaming and being useless, I ran up to the ladder and started unhooking it. Apparently, the ladder was folded up several times, so I had to climb down a few rungs, unhook the next section, and so on until I reached the bottom. Then I started yelling at the people to hand the children down the ladder first and then climb down in an orderly fashion (which, surprisingly, they did).
Almost everyone had made their way down except for a few of my friends (yes, somehow they were in the parking garage too), and I was shouting at them to come down, when they simply vanished. I started freaking out and ran around calling for them. Suddenly, the dream switched, and I was in some type of summer camp, only the camp took place in an alternate universe. Dave was our camp counselor and advised me to go speak Them - apparently, the nameless people who controlled the camp/alternate universe - about my missing friends. I went up to some dude in a suit and sunglasses, and he told me that I would just have to wait and see. I became a bit hysterical and demanded that they bring my friends back immediately, but he just stood stolidly by this door (the door back to my own universe?!) and insisted I wait. A few minutes later, much to my great relief, my friends reappeared unharmed.
And...I can't remember much after that. But, uh, at least it had a happy ending?
My second dream sounds a little anticlimactic now, but it was still exciting in its own way. I dreamt James Marsden was my English teacher! And he was really hot, the end.
First, I dreamt that I was with some random chick, and the two of us were running from some zombies. I told her that I had to meet some friends (random generic dream friends) at a coffee shop, so the two of us headed over there. We waited for a long time, but they never showed up. Finally, she turned to me sadly and said, "If they're not here by now, they're not coming at all" in that ominous tone of voice that can only mean they've turned into zombies. Sure enough, my friends rambled in at that exact moment, clamoring for our brains. The girl and I kicked their asses and ran all the way back to the girl's house. We were upstairs trying to regroup, while her son was downstairs practicing piano. After a few moments, her son shouted, "Mommy, no one's arrived yet for my birthday party," and she replied, "Son, if they're not here by now, they're not coming at all." There was a sudden movie "DUN DUN DUNNNNNN" moment as the quote hit home and we looked at each other with realization crashing down upon us, and then we both dashed downstairs. Well, guess what we found? A whole BUNCH of mommy and children zombies who had arrived for the kid's birthday party! They were ambling around the boy as he sat at the piano.
The girl screamed, "DON'T MOVE!" and then she and I proceeded to go around and...well...bash up a whole bunch of mommies and little girls and boys in party outfits. I AM NOT A DISTURBED PERSON, THEY WERE ZOMBIES!!! D:
Anyway, we grabbed the kid, hopped into a car, and started driving around the city. Because of all the traffic jam, we turned into a parking garage (always a brilliant idea when escaping monsters), only to find the parking lot crawling with zombies (duh). Since we couldn't back out (about ten more brilliant people had followed suit and were behind us in this narrow parking garage), we began driving the car upwards, hoping that at the roof would be a bridge to another building or some other means of escape (I KNOW, SINCE WHEN DO PARKING GARAGES HAVE CAR ESCAPES ON THEIR ROOF). On our way up, we saw frantic people driving back down, screaming, "THERE IS NO ESCAPE" at us from their cars. We disregarded them and continued on our way up to the top, only to discover there was absolutely no car exit on the roof (BIG SURPRISE). I hopped out of the car, trying to think fast, since a horde of zombies was slowly ambling out towards the trapped group on the roof, and I saw a fire escape ladder on one side. Score! Since everyone else was too busy screaming and being useless, I ran up to the ladder and started unhooking it. Apparently, the ladder was folded up several times, so I had to climb down a few rungs, unhook the next section, and so on until I reached the bottom. Then I started yelling at the people to hand the children down the ladder first and then climb down in an orderly fashion (which, surprisingly, they did).
Almost everyone had made their way down except for a few of my friends (yes, somehow they were in the parking garage too), and I was shouting at them to come down, when they simply vanished. I started freaking out and ran around calling for them. Suddenly, the dream switched, and I was in some type of summer camp, only the camp took place in an alternate universe. Dave was our camp counselor and advised me to go speak Them - apparently, the nameless people who controlled the camp/alternate universe - about my missing friends. I went up to some dude in a suit and sunglasses, and he told me that I would just have to wait and see. I became a bit hysterical and demanded that they bring my friends back immediately, but he just stood stolidly by this door (the door back to my own universe?!) and insisted I wait. A few minutes later, much to my great relief, my friends reappeared unharmed.
And...I can't remember much after that. But, uh, at least it had a happy ending?
My second dream sounds a little anticlimactic now, but it was still exciting in its own way. I dreamt James Marsden was my English teacher! And he was really hot, the end.
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Date: 2008-05-06 12:25 am (UTC)From:I went out to lunch with my dad today and got a fortune cookie that said "Your most memorable dream will come true." I said "Pyramid Head is going to chase me while I'm in the back of a van? I hope not."
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Date: 2008-05-06 06:53 pm (UTC)From:Anyway, if that happened, y'all better go into hiding now because there will be so many zombies swarming the world we won't have a chance.
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Date: 2008-05-06 09:32 pm (UTC)From:Someone really wasn't thinking when they wrote that one. Or maybe they were... My friend's husband once got one that said something like "You are deeply disturbed and should seek professional help."
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