lawofar18 | FOR ASLAAAAAAAAN

I had a totally awesome dream filled with epic adventures and heartfelt drama.

Unfortunately, I don't remember most of it.

But I can recount little bits and pieces of it. I was Lucy, and I was in the middle of some bitter Narnian war between tree people and stags. Apparently, the tree people did not appreciate what the stags were doing to their forests or something like that. Anyway, I was trying to stop the fighting, which had been going on for centuries, but no one would listen to me. Suddenly, it started storming, and a huge flood came and swept all the battlers away. I was flailing around in the water, and I noticed that even though they were swimming/drowning, the stags and tree people were STILL fighting, and I despaired. I was struggling under a wave when Peter showed up and pulled me up onto dry land (AWW PETER IS THE BEST BIG BROTHER EVER).

Suddenly, I switched to being Peter (WHAT LOL) and I was swordfighting with a bunch of evil pirates. They did all sorts of gruesome things like barbecue one of my crewmembers alive (um, was I a pirate too? Arr, Pirate!Peter.) and attempted to drown me by tying my feet and tossing me overboard (REOCCURRING THEME?). Fortunately, because I was so entirely badass, I managed to still swim AND rescue another guy, all the while tied up! At this point, I departed Peter's body and just became a spectator, so I had the luxury to think things like, "Wow, he's so HOT tied up!" Um yeah.

ANYWAYS. Next, Peter and Edmund were wandering around, lost in this swamp. It was completely pitch black around them, so they couldn't find their way back to land. Edmund had this brilliant idea to taste the water, because he said that water got less saltier the closer it got to land (WTF). He started scooping water into his mouth and excitedly pointing out the right direction, and he made some lame joke to Peter about not peeing in that direction because he didn't want to be tasting THAT.

At this point, the whole bloody thing turned into a MUSICAL, and St. Nicholas showed up and began singing this song called "Pee Into the Ocean." IT WAS A LITTLE EPIC. I thought to myself, "OMG, this must be the rest of that elusive Narnia musical! I can finally get the rest of the songs and upload them to