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Aug. 17th, 2004 08:08 pmHere's me trying to have a normal conversation with my parents.
ME: So, hey, who won the Men's Gymnastics yesterday? Was it Japan? Cuz we were watching it at TGIF but the sound was turned off.
PARENTS: OMG YOU WERE OUT THAT LATE WHY WERE YOU OUT AT THAT TIME OMG!
I am moving out. Repeat mantra. I am moving out.
Now my dad has been blabbing on and on and on and on... Something about - you know what? I don't know. He's using his Pompous Voice which annoys the hell out of me, so I automatically tune out the words. But the sound of it is still intensely aggravating. Like a screechy alarm clock you just can't turn off.
I had plans to go out and play pool tonight. But then I want to do that tomorrow, too. OH NO, GOING OUT THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW?! THE WORLD MAY COLLAPSE ON ITSELF NOW! Plus, the Olympics beckons tonight.
On hindsight though, totally not worth staying at home for.
I am SO moving out.
ME: So, hey, who won the Men's Gymnastics yesterday? Was it Japan? Cuz we were watching it at TGIF but the sound was turned off.
PARENTS: OMG YOU WERE OUT THAT LATE WHY WERE YOU OUT AT THAT TIME OMG!
I am moving out. Repeat mantra. I am moving out.
Now my dad has been blabbing on and on and on and on... Something about - you know what? I don't know. He's using his Pompous Voice which annoys the hell out of me, so I automatically tune out the words. But the sound of it is still intensely aggravating. Like a screechy alarm clock you just can't turn off.
I had plans to go out and play pool tonight. But then I want to do that tomorrow, too. OH NO, GOING OUT THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW?! THE WORLD MAY COLLAPSE ON ITSELF NOW! Plus, the Olympics beckons tonight.
On hindsight though, totally not worth staying at home for.
I am SO moving out.