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[lawofar18]

Here's me trying to have a normal conversation with my parents.

ME: So, hey, who won the Men's Gymnastics yesterday? Was it Japan? Cuz we were watching it at TGIF but the sound was turned off.
PARENTS: OMG YOU WERE OUT THAT LATE WHY WERE YOU OUT AT THAT TIME OMG!

I am moving out. Repeat mantra. I am moving out.

Now my dad has been blabbing on and on and on and on... Something about - you know what? I don't know. He's using his Pompous Voice which annoys the hell out of me, so I automatically tune out the words. But the sound of it is still intensely aggravating. Like a screechy alarm clock you just can't turn off.

I had plans to go out and play pool tonight. But then I want to do that tomorrow, too. OH NO, GOING OUT THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW?! THE WORLD MAY COLLAPSE ON ITSELF NOW! Plus, the Olympics beckons tonight.

On hindsight though, totally not worth staying at home for.

I am SO moving out.

Comments

[azurina.livejournal.com]

*gastp* Another Asian with strict parents wanting to move out? What is the world coming to?

Oh the trials of being treated like we're 12

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

Have you noticed that the curfews get earlier as we get older?

[azurina.livejournal.com]

seriously. . .last summer my mom had no problem with me coming home around 2 or 3. Now she wants me home by ten. . .even when she knows I can't make it home till midnight she's like well try to come home earlier.

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

This all sounds so familiar. Mine actually got shorter by the year - 1, to 12, and now 11...

[wtfsad.livejournal.com]

You deserve the song, "Movin' Out"! ::plays it for you::

Maybe you can scream for 2039480298049824 hours. Not say anything. Just SCREAM. Okay, maybe they wouldn't work. But it would probably make you feel better.

OMG I feel weird not speaking in caps with you OMG WTF NOES ARHGHFLKF!!!

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY YOU PLAY A SONG FOR ME! AND I THINK I WOULD LOSE MY VOICE AFTER 203 HOURS. MAYBE LESS.

Wait, look, I can speak in no caps too! OMG!

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

OMG YES I WANT TO MOVE OUT TOOOOOOO I HATE IT HERE

Wait... I'm the parent.

*cries*

(no, I'm not making fun, I'm sorry things are hard for you... Hey wait you live near me, let's get an apartment. OK no. Sigh)

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

Yay, I have a roomie now! XD

It's no big deal, I just like to whine alot.