So...

It turns out that, contrary to popular belief, Dynasty Warriors: Empires is only one-player.

I am crushed, disillusioned, and terribly disheartened.

To make myself feel better, I am going to play Samurai Warriors instead, as a way of shaking my fist at KOEI. Except Samurai Warriors is made by KOEI too.

NOOO!!! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!

::shakes fist at the world::

I'm so stuck

The vicious circle of job-searching, of course, is that they won't hire you unless you have experience, yet you can't have any experience until someone hires you.

I know, I know, everyone knows that. But it still doesn't change the fact THAT I HATE IT WITH THE BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!

This problem will all be solved when I win the lottery. Or when I convince Bill Gates that donating to me is a worthy cause.

I NEED A JOB.

Edit: I almost sent this resume in to a magazine, then realized it was a PR0N MAGAZINE just in time. Maybe I should send it in anyway.

Naw.