Warning: Insensitive Republican post ahead

FOUR MORE YEARS!!!

Thank goodness these things only roll around once every four years. I think I just lost 10 years of my life last night.

But if so, it was worth it. I'm so unbelievably happy. I want to go to UCLA and watch all the dejected people walk by me, sobbing their poor little bleeding liberal hearts out. Then I will point at them and LAUGH. LAUGH LONG AND HARD.

On to more mature topics, I want a picture of all these idiot liberal celebrities finding out that Kerry lost, then put a large "OWNED" across them. Especially Michael Moore. If I can't put a stake into the blubbery mass of CRAP that is his stomach, I might as well put words across it. Then, he should be put facedown in the mud while little fat children use him like a trampoline.

Of course I wanted Bush to win for my political beliefs, but more than anything, my childish little heart wanted him to win for REVENGE. All the years of students running after me, leeching onto my ankle so they could explain why they couldn't go to war because they were pussies, all the streams of constant hate I got from all sides of the internet while I tried to stay politely civil, all the flak I've gotten from liberal co-workers. Today, my friend, is the day I throw it all back into their faces. Today is the day I tell them to please move to Canada, then carry out my secret plan of completely getting rid of that useless country. (I would tell them to move to Mexico, but hey, someone has to pick our tomatoes, right? LAWL) Today is the day we pass out cheese to the liberals and watch them whine/cry/sob.

Today is the day I sit back and bask, as the glorious hate washes over me. BRING IT ON.

This immature post has been brought to you by the GOP.

God bless our President.

CRIES

A very, very grateful thanks to wtfsad who got me a paid account. Now that means more icons, polls, and crap from yours truly! Isn't that exciting?!

In appreciation, I have drawn:

Ryan Seacrest


and Doc Ock in Fiddler on the Roof


THANK YOU!

EXPECT MORE CRAP SOON!

HAHA

Everyone is so unhappy and dejected and whiny today.

That makes me so glad.

I FEED OFF THEIR SOULS LIKE A DEMENTOR.

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Anyway, you may or may not ask, why am I updating? I don't care if you're really asking, I'm going to tell you anyway. Quite simply, I like pulling down the drop down menu in my icon bar and seeing all the wonderful options I have. Oh look, I did it again! Amazing.

By the way, the song I'm listening to right now is the BEST SONG EVER (of the moment). No, but seriously, I love it so much. Go listen.

So this entry is PRODUCTIVE, let's play with this poll creator.


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