SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZ COW PIE

So in Dynasty Warriors 5, you can apparently now play as Cao Pi.

CAO PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you can say his name out loud without a trace of emotion, THEN YOU ARE A DEAD STONE STATUE AND DESERVE TO ROT AWAY IN SOME TWO-BIT MUSEUM RUN BY DRUG DEALERS WHO ARE REALLY USING IT TO COVER UP THEIR UNDERGROUND DEALINGS!!!

Or something.

I want a friend named Cao Pi.

Anyway, I suppose this is a sign for me to give up Samurai Warriors. And Dynasty Warriors 4. And Dynasty Warriors 4: Extreme Legends. And Dynasty Warriors 3. And Dynasty Warriors 3: Extreme Legends.

WE WELCOME YOU, MAGICAL NUMBER 5!!! 4 TEH GLORRY OFF CHINA!!!