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An Intelligent Post For Time
Apr. 25th, 2005 04:17 pmOr not. For the pure lack of having anything to post, I have agreed to let ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mr_mitts INTERVIEWZ ME. Yadda, yadda, yadda, follow the rules. LJ-cut? NO.
INTERVIEW GAME
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
ON TO THE OH-SO-EXCITING ARTICLE OF TODAY'S NEWS!!!
1. Alexander Dumas... YOUR FAVOURITE MUSKETEER?
Alexander Dumas is my favourite Musketeer? WTF NO! If you mean Musketeer characters that Dumas created from almost-unrelated historical characters, then Athos. Because he's hardcore. And is an ambidextrous fencer. And doesn't let stupid emo feelings bog him down. Well, er, most of the time. And isn't a prat.And is Keifer Sutherland for some strange reason.
2. If you had to fight, kill and eat either Alex Row or Alexander Anderson, which one would you choose?
Alex Row, because I imagine regenerator flesh doesn't taste very good. Or would regenerator flesh taste better because it's... fresher? Well, anyway, after I take down Alex with my UBER FIGHTING SKILLZ and eat him, I can steal his uniform.
3. Favourite food and why?
KOREAN BARBECUE BECAUSE IT IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS!!!* Just taste it once and tell me otherwise.
*Statement to refer to all and any religions
4. Being forced to live blind and in your own country, or deaf and in a foreign country where they don't speak any known language?
Blind and in my own country. *INSERT UNNECESSARY PATRIOTIC SONG HERE* The less munificent people in this world would do mean things to me like say, "The safe sidewalk is to your left!" and direct me into a busy street. Fortunately, my hearing skills would be attuned supernaturally sharply to make up for the loss of my other sense (like Daredevil, but not as stupid as stupid Ben Affleck), and I shall conquer their Evil by breaking out into my Zatoichi-styled samurai moves. I'll also set my man-eating Korean eye-seeing dog on them. It's man-eating and Korean because it's ironic.
Anyway, I think what I meant to say with all that is I prefer familiar places and somewhat familiar people. Strange tribal people speaking only in clicks of the tongue would only serve to confuse me to madness.
5. If you could choose how you were going to die, how would you die?
Like I die when playing Dynasty Warriors: charging into a gigantic crowd of shouting enemy soldiers, swinging my sword and taking down hundreds of thousands of them to the approval of random Chinese generals, until the dire lack of meat buns fails to replenish my ebbing health, and I am slowly stabbed to death by famous heroes like Lu Bu and his 8-ft tall spear and a bunch of unnamed lackeys. While doing one last musuo. On fire. It should look simply splendid and glorious, I'm sure. Without the depressing "Game Over" part of it, though.
THE END AS WE KNOW IT!!!
mr_mitts INTERVIEWZ ME. Yadda, yadda, yadda, follow the rules. LJ-cut? NO.INTERVIEW GAME
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
ON TO THE OH-SO-EXCITING ARTICLE OF TODAY'S NEWS!!!
1. Alexander Dumas... YOUR FAVOURITE MUSKETEER?
Alexander Dumas is my favourite Musketeer? WTF NO! If you mean Musketeer characters that Dumas created from almost-unrelated historical characters, then Athos. Because he's hardcore. And is an ambidextrous fencer. And doesn't let stupid emo feelings bog him down. Well, er, most of the time. And isn't a prat.
2. If you had to fight, kill and eat either Alex Row or Alexander Anderson, which one would you choose?
Alex Row, because I imagine regenerator flesh doesn't taste very good. Or would regenerator flesh taste better because it's... fresher? Well, anyway, after I take down Alex with my UBER FIGHTING SKILLZ and eat him, I can steal his uniform.
3. Favourite food and why?
KOREAN BARBECUE BECAUSE IT IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS!!!* Just taste it once and tell me otherwise.
*Statement to refer to all and any religions
4. Being forced to live blind and in your own country, or deaf and in a foreign country where they don't speak any known language?
Blind and in my own country. *INSERT UNNECESSARY PATRIOTIC SONG HERE* The less munificent people in this world would do mean things to me like say, "The safe sidewalk is to your left!" and direct me into a busy street. Fortunately, my hearing skills would be attuned supernaturally sharply to make up for the loss of my other sense (like Daredevil, but not as stupid as stupid Ben Affleck), and I shall conquer their Evil by breaking out into my Zatoichi-styled samurai moves. I'll also set my man-eating Korean eye-seeing dog on them. It's man-eating and Korean because it's ironic.
Anyway, I think what I meant to say with all that is I prefer familiar places and somewhat familiar people. Strange tribal people speaking only in clicks of the tongue would only serve to confuse me to madness.
5. If you could choose how you were going to die, how would you die?
Like I die when playing Dynasty Warriors: charging into a gigantic crowd of shouting enemy soldiers, swinging my sword and taking down hundreds of thousands of them to the approval of random Chinese generals, until the dire lack of meat buns fails to replenish my ebbing health, and I am slowly stabbed to death by famous heroes like Lu Bu and his 8-ft tall spear and a bunch of unnamed lackeys. While doing one last musuo. On fire. It should look simply splendid and glorious, I'm sure. Without the depressing "Game Over" part of it, though.
THE END AS WE KNOW IT!!!
