OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

[lawofar18]

The best place to get a flat tire is right where one freeway merges into another.  Really.  Capital timing on my part.

You know, I've been completely unaware about this, but we can always ask the Metro Freeway Patrol for roadside assistance - FREE.  Take that, AAA.  Go Metro indeed.  Thanks to Metro Man (who kinda did look Metro -- who'da thunk that?), I was on my way not too long after, rolling slowly along on my little dinky spare.  Great way to start the morning, really.  Stupid cars.  I HATE YOU YET CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!

I think we should all go back to riding horses.  It looks cooler anyway.

Comments

[danthedragon.livejournal.com]

How does it feel knowing that 1.2 millon people were probably cursing your existance this morning? XD

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

There's nothing like death machines zooming past you at 80 miles an hour to make you realize you're not humanity's favourite person of the hour.

I won't even begin to count how many times I got cut off as I rolled along. XD

[eag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you could have a crappy horse too. I mean, you could have been going down the 118 in a mule, and it might kick you off. XP

LMAO

[lawofar18.livejournal.com]

Then the other donkeys would swerve to avoid me and before you know it, we got a 5 horse pileup!

Re: LMAO

[eag.livejournal.com]

XDDD Yeah