I dreamt that Johnny Depp and I were sitting on a picnic blanket, talking about our jobs, and I said I wouldn't mind making $20 million a movie. He immediately got all shifty-eyed and went, "What?! I don't make $20 million a movie! No one's supposed to know how much I make!" And he was so worried and concerned about his privacy that I didn't have the heart to tell him that I read it on IMDB. Then I was admiring his hair because it looked like it did in Finding Neverland, and I was like "Is your hair naturally curly?" and he was like "Yes it is!" and he let me touch it. (LOL HAWT)
Suddenly, Angela burst into the room and was like, "You guys have to see this new game! It's awesome!" and Johnny was like, "Ohh cool" and ran off, while I went, "Nooooooooooo, damn Angela for ruining my one-on-one time with Johnny Depp!" I followed them into this room, where there was a large screen depicting the new game. It was a Lord of the Rings game, set after Gandalf has fallen down with the Balrog. He is reborn with SUPER SPEED, and now he goes around these Elvish woods (that looked more like a jungle) with a sidekick blonde woman scantily clad in leaves, blasting stuff at other evil creatures with SUPER SPEED. I tried playing the game, but the SUPER SPEED was too much for me and I kept crashing Gandalf into the trees and walls and stuff. Then Johnny was like "I WANT A TURN LOL" and he started playing while Angela and I waited at the entrance of the game, which was this large stone doorway. I said, "Did you know Johnny has naturally curly hair?" and Angela went, "O RLY." Then the entrance started flooding over, so we ran through the doorway, where the game was real now, and I thought, "Oh crap, I'm going to crash into all these trees!"
And woke up.
TEH END
Suddenly, Angela burst into the room and was like, "You guys have to see this new game! It's awesome!" and Johnny was like, "Ohh cool" and ran off, while I went, "Nooooooooooo, damn Angela for ruining my one-on-one time with Johnny Depp!" I followed them into this room, where there was a large screen depicting the new game. It was a Lord of the Rings game, set after Gandalf has fallen down with the Balrog. He is reborn with SUPER SPEED, and now he goes around these Elvish woods (that looked more like a jungle) with a sidekick blonde woman scantily clad in leaves, blasting stuff at other evil creatures with SUPER SPEED. I tried playing the game, but the SUPER SPEED was too much for me and I kept crashing Gandalf into the trees and walls and stuff. Then Johnny was like "I WANT A TURN LOL" and he started playing while Angela and I waited at the entrance of the game, which was this large stone doorway. I said, "Did you know Johnny has naturally curly hair?" and Angela went, "O RLY." Then the entrance started flooding over, so we ran through the doorway, where the game was real now, and I thought, "Oh crap, I'm going to crash into all these trees!"
And woke up.
TEH END
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